Embarassing shit you've done

[Professor Rape]

I took a bunch of selfies when hiking in 2019 and the "chick" I was seeing at the time scrolled through my phone gallery and went silent with I assume disgust.

It was like 30 selfies in a row, trying to get a good one

I've never done that since then...... Really

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

I had a “euro Pat” type of shirt the first time I went to Europe when I was 19. It was a very deep V neck.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Nice kompromat bait, stupit

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't use social media but I do take selfies of me with the cat and every time its fucking gruesome because it means looking at my face. Sometimes my phone camera defaults and to the face view... Not good.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

When I was 12 years old there was a girl I liked.

So on Valentines day I gave her the Marshall Mathers LP CD.

The next day she gave it back and said "I don't want this" and walked away.

Brb. Going to try to kill myself.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I once got drunk off my ass at a party at this girl's house while her parents were out of town. I ended up passing out in a guest room. After the party broke up, I must have went to take a shit and fell asleep in the bathroom. I didn't have any fucking pants with me at all when I woke up. I decided to make a break for it for the guest room to try to find my pants. I ended up walking into the living room and hanging dong for like 6 people that were still hanging out from the night before. I didn't know any of these people

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

When I was in 8th grade we did a “team meeting” in the library with 3 different homerooms.. probably close to 100 students plus teachers. During a quiet spot in the presentation I reached above my head to yawn and my friend tickled my armpit, causing me to loosen my sphincter and let loose an obscenely loud fart I had been saving up since lunch. My friend jumped to his feet and announced loudly IT WAS HIM, pointing at me. All the students laughed at me for what felt like forever while I sat there and took it. I still have a snapshot in my mind of looking over at my homeroom teacher and even he was belly laughing at me. It was like something out of a nightmare and to this day I still cringe when I think about it

 

[Imager]

When I was 12 years old there was a girl I liked.

So on Valentines day I gave her the Marshall Mathers LP CD.

The next day she gave it back and said "I don't want this" and walked away.

Brb. Going to try to kill myself.

I had the same thing with a different CD (I don't even remember which) and I never even got it back.

 

[Random username]

I not only joined, but post on a forum for a radio show that hasn't been a thing for over a decade.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I had the same thing with a different CD (I don't even remember which) and I never even got it back.

It was the unedited version too. What makes it worse is that I thought I was a total badass.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I voluntarily went to see a Jim Norton comedy show.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I voluntarily went to see a Jim Norton comedy show.

Been there…

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I voluntarily went to see a Jim Norton comedy show.

I’ve done the same, twice.

 

[AssholeHead]

I was desperate for pussy so I pretended to be really interested in crystals & gems from this Wiccan girl I met on Okcupid.

“Wow I never learned about crystals! Do you have a favorite one?”

We didn’t even fuck

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Was drunk at 16 told a girl I "loved her" .......
She did not feel the same , child

 

[BrotherMan1488]

"Witch's" believe the get power from sex with Christians

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When I was at school there was this girl I liked.

I was alone with her so I thought I'd shoot my shot. I said "I want to do something" and she was like "Ok, what?"

So I told her "You know the name of my favourite band?"

(this is embarrassing when you know the name of my favourite band)

 

[Imager]

When I was at school there was this girl I liked.

I was alone with her so I thought I'd shoot my shot. I said "I want to do something" and she was like "Ok, what?"

So I told her "You know the name of my favourite band?"

(this is embarrassing when you know the name of my favourite band)

Menudo?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I do something minor that embarrasses me like every time I'm out in public. Like, a cashier will say "Good afternoon" and I'll say "good thanks, you?" And then I'll want to be like "FUCK! I expected you to ask how I was. Can we start that again? I'm not retarded I promise. I CAN'T have you thinking that of me!"

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Menudo?

I’ll add another embarrassing moment. I got a little turned on by your dumb pfp. Boss in a mini! And little Asian titties!