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Histrionic queers
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Elon is putting the elderly and epileptics in danger! Someone needs to stop him!
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I hope he trips and his belt acts like a noose on a door knob and his fat pig arms scramble around trying to save him.
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DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SIGN!!!!!!!!!
how easily trolled can these people be jfc, the amount of rexeets Jón Frímann had about this fucking sign is mind boggling
pay child support, deadbeat piece of shit
how easily trolled can these people be jfc, the amount of rexeets Jón Frímann had about this fucking sign is mind boggling
pay child support, deadbeat piece of shit
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And sedentary lifestyles of obesity are a public health crisis. Any opinion on that, Mr. Tublinson?
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Man, that Dio line is just classic Pat. Up there with "Trying to shave a frog with a harmonica."
No wonder his comedy pays the bills.
Oh yeah, Pat also knows a thing or two about rigging lights because he absolutely has friends in that line of work.
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"my bartender friends", "my audio rigger friends", "my veteran friends"
lol at the loaned authority because bar bum pat has none of his own
maybe get nutritionist friends, piggy
lol at the loaned authority because bar bum pat has none of his own
maybe get nutritionist friends, piggy
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Anyone remember that one Seinfeld episode with the bright Kenny Rogers restaurant sign that was shining in Kramer’s apartment?
Anyone? Hello?
Anyone? Hello?
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Someone with decent Photoshop skills shouldn’t Photoshop Riggers into niggers and share it with his followers
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That’s the episode with Mr. Marbles, I believe. I screamed laughing at the final scene when Jerry hears the doll moving in the night when I first saw that episode.
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One of the best episodes all around. It's one of the funniest Newman episodes with him practically taking up residence along with Kramer in Jerry's apartment and then trying to choke down broccoli to keep up the ruse. The scene with Kramer's eyes being jacked up and him mistaking tomato juice for milk gets my ribs every time.
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Pat should hop on a plane or ride a dick to those apartments with old people and sell them a garbage overpriced insurance policy he can collect residuals on for a decade stat!
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jesus fucking CHRIST. what the fuck does that even MEAN? how does having “rigger” friends give any more credence to that statement when it doesn’t even make sense in the first place?!? “it’s… an incel signal boost light, child. that’s why it wouldn’t be allowed.” JUST FUCKING SAY THAT YOU STUPID NIGGER. STOP TRYING TO SOUND LIKE AN AUTHORITY ON EVEN THE MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL/FRIVOLOUS SHIT!! i HATE him
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Him growling at Kramer when he tries to grab his chicken makes me howl.
Jerry my rods and cones are all screwed up!
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Kenny Rogers was such a good sport for allowing that episode to happen. He's always had good taste in comedy and was funny too. He was in an episode of Reno 911 as well which is also an all time classic.
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I LOVE YOU GAMBLER! Back when Patton wasn't a faggot.
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One on hand I'm kinda impressed that Pat invoked RJD. On the other, I don't think he knows that he's dead.
edit: I was blinded by Fatshit bringing up Dio. I missed the part where the sentence made no fucking sense.
edit: I was blinded by Fatshit bringing up Dio. I missed the part where the sentence made no fucking sense.
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Sir, don't do that.
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Sasso is a funny dude. He was making people laugh on "Vine" while people like Anthony were only using it to shop for and groom underaged girls.