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Eggs

Dennyislife

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Bird flu is out there and really motherfucking the egg supply. It's basically bird AIDS and you have to kill your whole flock if its detected in just one chicken -- which is the only way to deal with AIDS.
We have had bird flu here a few times in recent years. Friends who got chickens in the pandemic always going on about it.
 

bumbum8

It died on the vine
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As I was walking past the eggs in the store like I always do, because I have a flock of hens, I saw there was a sign that there was a shortage of eggs and price would reflect the decreased supply. 7 dollars for 18 count organic.
There are hundreds of nasty ass chicken houses around here, so non-organic are still pretty cheap.
 
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As I was walking past the eggs in the store like I always do, because I have a flock of hens, I saw there was a sign that there was a shortage of eggs and price would reflect the decreased supply. 7 dollars for 18 count organic.
There are hundreds of nasty ass chicken houses around here, so non-organic are still pretty cheap.
Saw some Trump 'I did that' type stickers near me. Got a nigger ribs.
 

DMbA

get your hand off my penis💢
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Fuck eggs
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Eggs are very nutritious. They demonized eggs decades ago, but then told us to eat shitty carbs, and obesity exploded. I’m not going to say who “they” are. Just fill it in with your favorite scapegoat.
its so fucking funny that cheerios is on the top level of the food pyramid

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