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Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
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Nice to see ol’ Tony two shirts hasn’t changed his style in a decade. Fake laughing faggot.
 
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That was his one chance to straighten himself out. Opie’s disappointment and disgust that he cheated on her and fucked this up were palpable. I was naive so it was the first time I sensed real tension between them.

Leaky ass was too good for him but wanted him anyway and he blew it. I think she’s hideous but obviously he didn’t. He should have cleaned up his life and settled down.

Fucking imbecile.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
If he married her, he'd have some semblance of a normal life today. He'd hang out with normal people instead of retarded mutants and he might even have a kid instead of a cat. She would've been very good for his life but he prefers to wallow in filth with people who are barely people.
Or he would have murder suicided them which would have been funny.
 
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If he married her, he'd have some semblance of a normal life today. He'd hang out with normal people instead of retarded mutants and he might even have a kid instead of a cat. She would've been very good for his life but he prefers to wallow in filth with people who are barely people.
He'd have killed himself. I don't think he could handle being married to another yucky girl again. Tony has his live-in beards to point at when he starts fruiting around the karaoke stage.
 
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He looks as miserable as he does in every picture with a girlfriend. Compare his rictus grin and sad, gay eyes here with the unadulterated joy on his face when he's next to a tranny, that queer Bill Schulz or the Scott Thorsen lookalike who was "pretending" to lick his face (can't find the picture.) We're due a @satanssockpuppet post about what a prancing faggot this old nigger is.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
She would have caught him doing something really faggy and exposed it all. She ran her mouth about the girl she discovered and burned his shit. Imagine that story but with Sue Lightning. And then a divorce. Ant would have had to kill himself.
She would have written a book and done a Netflix or HBO documentary called "My Gay Husband". But it would done in an ironic way where she would celebrate how gay Anthony was and it would be brutally embarrassing. Like instead of ripping on him for being dishonest and a liar. She would encourage him to accept being a queer and dredge up his relationship with his father and Treefort Richard and be supportive of him living as a power bottom.
 

LAZERBEAMZ

In an alternate universe, they would be in a loveless marriage but Anthony is keeping up appearances. The show is taking a 4 day week so everyone to go down to Atlantic City to see Bill Burr perform and gamble. Anthony is thinking about buying some new guns, or maybe a new dinosaur for the backyard. Opie is on level 3000 of Candy Crush. Patrice is in studio because Jill got him on diet pills. Travis pulls up some tranny porn on the screen, Anthony yells "EWWW" but secretly his cock becomes turgid. No one will ever know. Someone makes a thread of reddit complaining that they took another Friday off. Anyway, the show's over and Ron and Fez are up next.
 

Stent

The Black Scorpion
She must be a crazy dumb gold-digger bitch (They all are right, fellas?).

Who falls in love with that fucking ghoul? He does the creepy shit to get them to fall in love with him because he's a needy little faggot. Showering them in gifts and attention should only work on teens or slutty dimwits. Once he's hooked them he panics because he doesn't know what to do next. He can't maintain the image of being heterosexual. She thought he was her forever. Brains of a canary (no bird offense intended, Artie).
 

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
She must be a crazy dumb gold-digger bitch (They all are right, fellas?).

Who falls in love with that fucking ghoul? He does the creepy shit to get them to fall in love with him because he's a needy little faggot. Showering them in gifts and attention should only work on teens or slutty dimwits. Once he's hooked them he panics because he doesn't know what to do next. He can't maintain the image of being heterosexual. She thought he was her forever. Brains of a canary (no bird offense intended, Artie).
Italians are dumb crazy niggers who have little to no common sense and make the worst decisions i’ve ever seen. I was wondering this exact thing when i made this post. The broad obviously fell in love with Anthony for his fake bravado and “wit”. Patrice said it best that what makes men sexy to woman is what surrounds us. Even though Ant looks like a skinwalker the fact that he can be funny, has a Mcmansion + Guns + Sportscar, etc. made Jill look past the craters. But being the Wop she is, she thought her pussy was enough to bring Anthony out of his 40 year childhood catatonia, man up and start a family with her. She really didn’t anticipate he’d fly an underage girl in from Canada to fuck her like a degenerate.
 

Stent

The Black Scorpion
Italians are dumb crazy niggers who have little to no common sense and make the worst decisions i’ve ever seen. I was wondering this exact thing when i made this post. The broad obviously fell in love with Anthony for his fake bravado and “wit”. Patrice said it best that what makes men sexy to woman is what surrounds us. Even though Ant looks like a skinwalker the fact that he can be funny, has a Mcmansion + Guns + Sportscar, etc. made Jill look past the craters. But being the Wop she is, she thought her pussy was enough to bring Anthony out of his 40 year childhood catatonia, man up and start a family with her. She really didn’t anticipate he’d fly an underage girl in from Canada to fuck her like a degenerate.
It makes sense that they'd have the same immature mentality. She thought "We'll be in love, get married, have kids, and live in a big house! It'll be perfect!"

I'd bet he talked constantly about being in love and their future together. He's willing to say anything to please someone. Anything except "Hi, mom. I'm your son Anthony."
 
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