During the 500% increase in rape and 1000% increase in knife attacks, the UK are taking firm action finally.

[NoBacon]

That’s right, they’re banning smoking outdoors.

Now everyone knows the UK is tough on crime!

“Officer, I was just smoking outside and a migrant killed my children with a knife and raped my wife”

“Smoking outside you say? Enjoy prison”

 

[CuntFucker]

Trying to get slags to come back mine underneath the outside heaters.... all memories lost like tears in rain....

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

The skills minister (who?) says the move will hopefully help people to quit smoking. For sure thats how it works

 

[CuntFucker]

The skills minister (who?)

Think it means he can do Ronaldo stuff and like do that thing where the ball rests of the back of his neck

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Think it means he can do Ronaldo stuff and like do that thing where the ball rests of the back of his neck

SHE

 

[CuntFucker]

SHE

Definitely not the footy stuff then

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Reminder: OP forced his gf into an abortion so he could have sex with a stillborn foetus. 1st hand witness testimony to this can be acquired via the offices of @NoBacon's Aborted Child

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The skills minister (who?) says the move will hopefully help people to quit smoking. For sure thats how it works

If they cared about lowering the amount of smokers in the country that would nessesitate getting rid of all the brown people.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I wish white people were half as racist as we get accused of being.

 

[Stent]

I wish white people were half as racist as we get accused of being.

5x would suit me.

 

[DMAN]

Real Cumiaposting Hours

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Trying to get slags to come back mine underneath the outside heaters.... all memories lost like tears in rain....

every crisis is an opportunity; "you wanna come back to mine, you can smoke in the kitchen"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What the fuck? So you have to smoke in your house or your car? Outside is the only place you're supposed to smoke.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

What the fuck? So you have to smoke in your house or your car? Outside is the only place you're supposed to smoke.

it'll be selectively applied; parliament MPs will still have somewhere to smoke cigars inside, & groups of immigrants wont be stopped or paying fines

 

[Stent]

What the fuck? So you have to smoke in your house or your car? Outside is the only place you're supposed to smoke.

All those cigarettes are diluting the diesel fumes.

 

[lil chud]

It's the UK, you shouldn't expect any sort of basic human rights. You actually have more rights in China.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wow thats crazy. Can you imagine if in America we had certain jurisdictions that banned outdoor smoking (in private establishments, not literally everywhere outside as you’re implying)

Oh wait we do you idiot

 

[Sue Lightning]

We can’t legalize weed because I don’t want my STREETS smelling like CAT PISS! DO IT IN YOUR OWN HOME STONER!

Wait they’re banning smoking in outdoor areas of pubs??? MUH FREEDOM!!!

 

[Steve Ramone]

Do you even live there? Why do you spend so much energy looking for things to be mad about?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Do you even live there? Why do you spend so much energy looking for things to be mad about?

No man he’s not one of those Euroroaches! Ew! How could you even think that!

And he’s very preoccupied with the USA as well, but he’s also not some Americuck! Ew! How could you even think that!

He said he was born in UK but has US citizenship but seemingly lives in neither of these countries but is OBSESSED with them.

He also loves to say how he’s “not voting” because he doesn’t believe in it, then says in the same breath he’s “voting for Trump”, then in the same breath says he doesn’t even live in the USA. Lol.