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Dumb ass cow actually paid money for an empty book…

Torque’sHeadBump

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Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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So I'm guessing this is a joke book that's just full of blank pages? I just checked on Amazon and it has thousands of five star reviews. I swear being a right wing grifter has to be the easiest way to make money in the world right now. Retards like Joe will just throw money at anything if they think it's "owning the libs".
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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take that LIBS!
Here is a question, lets say Joe's fantasy and Pat's fantasy of Trump letting a Purge Style Culling of Dems.
Does Moo and Ant go out and kill? or hide inside until it all blows over
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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take that LIBS!
Here is a question, lets say Joe's fantasy and Pat's fantasy of Trump letting a Purge Style Culling of Dems.
Does Moo and Ant go out and kill? or hide inside until it all blows over
Hide inside then act like they were smarter than everyone and are actual tough guys.

Safety inside my HOME is one of the many BENEFITS afforded to me through my careful PREPARATION for this day. While everyone is outside Killing eachother my lil bro and I are LAUGHING and having a few Jameson’s. With our AR-15’s sleeping SNUGGLY on our LAPS!!!😘😘😘

Sometimes it pays to think AHEAD!!!! Something the MORONS outside couldn’t do for years so now they’re laying in the STREET with NOTHING!!! Thankfully I had a father to teach me how to SURVIVE in ANY situation. Survival of the fittest is a real thing people. Even at 63 looks like I’m still the fittest.😎😎😎

Best of luck to the retards outside. I’m safe and sound, waiting for this BULLSHIT Kamala Harris caused to blow over. Think I Might even pull out the 50 cal. Have a little fun with the SHITSTAINS!!!🤣🤣🤣

#Surviving #DEMOCRATFAIL #PREP
 

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The Amazon description has a legal disclaimer but reassures the goobers buying this crap that it was the result of "lefty lawyers". That way they can slap their knee and guffaw at them fancy pants liberal lawyers who don't get the comedy in this working class conservative gag gift. They don't think further about the implication that "lefty lawyers" were required because apparently there were no conservative lawyers the author trusted enough to know the laws regarding his "Democrat party ain't worth nothin'!" book.

One of the reviews mentioned that these would make good graduation gifts and I could immediately picture Joe doing just that. He probably purchased a crate full of these instead of paying to get his teeth fixed. Joe would have a big shit-eating grin on his face as the disinterested graduate unwraps it. "Open it up and see all the good reason to vote for Democrats! Hee, hee...". If the graduate hated Joe (good chance) and was clever (if they're related to Joe, not so good chance), they'd mess with him by suggesting the blank pages are the result of a printing error and urging him to return it for a properly printed one. He'd be stumbling over his words trying to explain the joke like he was talking about reddit on "The People's Court".
 

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Joe is the type to throw away his money away playing games at the local Carnival
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I'll bet Carol and Layla do whatever they can to keep Joe away from carnivals for just this reason. They probably saw this alternate dimension Brother Joe when he was on the news. "He's so stupid that he lost his entire life savings at a carnival game...but he still sounds smarter than our Joseph...oh, no!"
 

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I'll bet Carol and Layla do whatever they can to keep Joe away from carnivals for just this reason. They probably saw this alternate dimension Brother Joe when he was on the news. "He's so stupid that he lost his entire life savings at a carnival game...but he still sounds smarter than our Joseph...oh, no!"

Nice callback.


 
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I'll bet Carol and Layla do whatever they can to keep Joe away from carnivals for just this reason. They probably saw this alternate dimension Brother Joe when he was on the news. "He's so stupid that he lost his entire life savings at a carnival game...but he still sounds smarter than our Joseph...oh, no!"
A pretty good bit would be to run an especially rigged game, with the carny all decked out in blue Harris/Walz garb. "I'm gonna show this libtard, watch me knock down those milk bottles!"
 

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A pretty good bit would be to run an especially rigged game, with the carny all decked out in blue Harris/Walz garb. "I'm gonna show this libtard, watch me knock down those milk bottles!"
"Nice try, tubby...missed the mark worse than Donald Trump taking a mental acuity test! Those bottles still look as full as a Kamala Harris rally to me. Want to play again or are you gonna' run away like Trump did from a 2nd debate?"

"I'm FAR from done, libtard! You ready to go again because I, uh...um...Layla, you got any money?"
 
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