DRUNK AS FUcK AMA (may even doxx myself)

[guest]

Let's rill ask me anything

 

[guest]

Hows your eyeball

 

[guest]

Hows your eyeball

100% my nigga had to go under anesthetic to get my nose put in the appropriate place but the eye healed up nicely.

 

[guest]

How many of your coworkers have you sucked off tonight?

 

[guest]

Can you count all the empties, maaaaaaaaaan?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I had sex with Christina Ricci.

 

[guest]

I had sex with Christina Ricci.

Luck son of a batch!

Wormkiller is big mad!

 

[guest]

How many of your coworkers have you sucked off tonight?

LMFAO none but I would take a crack at our fine ass secretary. Only reason I haven't is because she's the wife of the guy I threw my inheritance in with to co own a construction company

 

[guest]

I had sex with Christina Ricci.

 

[Udders]

What did you mean exactly in that post where you used the word nigger?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Take a selfie and post it

 

[guest]

What did you mean exactly in that post where you used the word nigger?

I play a racist on the internet, but that's not 100% true. I'm just posturing.

 

[guest]

Take a selfie and post it

I can't do that. If people figured out who I was, our company might lose business. We just got an influx of bids, I'm not going to fuck that up.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Why your dick look like a lightbulb nigga

 

[guest]

Why your dick look like a lightbulb nigga

I love that meme but are you really that dumb that you don't understand that I was trying to use camera angles to make it look bigger than it was? Are you not guilty of the same sin?

Let he who was without sin cast the first stone

 

[42069]

Do you know any rape victims?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Why are you wasted on a Wednesday night? Are you aspiring to be a Tomlinson?

 

[guest]

Do you know any rape victims?

Just my mom. She was raped by her dad for years until she met my dad. My grandpa (dad's dad) was a nasty, mean WWII vet. He went over to his house on my moms wedding night and smashed his face in. He called my dad a faggot for not "handling his business". He also called me a faggot when I was 5 because I was wearing a red sweater. He told my mom,"only faggots wear red".

It was an honor and a privilege to take care of him when he had Alzheimer's

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

You think I’m cute?

 

[guest]

I can't do that. If people figured out who I was, our company might lose business. We just got an influx of bids, I'm not going to fuck that up.

Yeah about that... @SpaceEdge was able to dox you just from the dick pic alone. Tomorrow we're going to call your business and let that fine ass secretary know that you want to fuck her.