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What a life of abject misery he leads and it's all his own doing. I hope you live forever, Pat.
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Drunk and extra cranky at 3am
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He’s unemployed you see, so a lottttt of 1 o’clock naps so he’s charged up for prime time tweeting later.
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Quasi won't see a penny more than the $35,000 I've already paid him, stlaker.
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Patrick is going to have an aneurysm. Thats the only way this will end. Sweet little cooked brain nothing.
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I'm not kidding when I say his bloated, red face is signaling a heart attack or other major event soon. He needs to change his habits right away.
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He just intends to do this forever, doesn't he? When Niki leaves him and takes the house, he will sell the car for $50 to buy a Boost Mobile flip phone to keep replying to the stlaker children. When that happy day comes and he's living under a bridge, I will send him Domino's pizzas to keep the lols coming. This guy is a gift from the internet gods and I hope he lives a long time until diabetes or hypertension claims him.
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He takes little alcoholic naps like hes a 6 month old
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He is a #SWFA's mil-spec sci-fi author has no time for sleep. Lazy Pigboy Stupid Tomlinson-Robinson is like Vince McMahon or Dana White those two never sleep either.
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He sent so many people to prison last night. Patrick is back, baby.
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"Get those finances in order."
"$0, stlaker"
Yup. Doesn't need an accountant to keep track of nothing.
"$0, stlaker"
Yup. Doesn't need an accountant to keep track of nothing.
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He already has Frank's Sign (the earlobe crease that is a strong predictor of imminent heart attack or stroke). Our prized pig isn't long for this world. We should really cherish the time we have with him while he's still so vital and fiesty.
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I wonder what would happen if Dan Mullen (who identified himself by name) and Rick were in the same building and it had a literal holding cell? Spoiler alert, jack shit would happen and Rick would still be fat
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Does the everything quasi will lose include the 32k pat already sent him? An inquisitive redditor should ask him.
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are you familiar with the gay sex act known as 'docking'
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I'm not. Please explain every sexy detail
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Just imagine Allah and Muhammad touching penis tips while taking turns rolling their foreskins over each others’ cock head.
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when two men have both done coke in the bathroom together after making eye contact, they just make a big mess of everything