Driving home fawkin hammered from the comedy club

[Faggot Boqposter]

Nana take notes. There's a comic who drives home drunker from bombing a set than you do old gal

He's too hammered to type the inappropriate commas so he's typing inappropriate periods.

Nice punctuation, stupid.

 

[EraGodless]

Nana take notes. There's a comic who drives home drunker from bombing a set than you do old gal

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He's too hammered to type the inappropriate commas so he's typing inappropriate periods.

Nice punctuation, stupid.

Ernest Hamingway

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Garbage pail wife. My sides

 

[guest]

Ernest Hamingway

The Fat Man and the C(unt)

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Ernest Hamingway

The Fat Also Rises

 

[Rudderman]

Assuming he got his tenses right he didn't dispute that he lost the lawsuit and owes $50k.

 

[PogromStallone]

Ernest Hamingway

For Whom The Pig Oinks

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The Fat Also Rises

Yeah but not till 11

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

For Whom The Pig Oinks

To Oink and Oink Not

A Farewell to Verification

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

slaughterhouse-Five
Because he's a pig you see
Boo, punching out

 

[EraGodless]

To Oink and Oink Not

A Farewell to Verification

A Farewell To Toes

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

A Farewell To Toes

A Farewell to Wife
A Farewell to Fatherhood
A Farewell to Quasi’s Money

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

A Niggeroni Feast

 

[EraGodless]

A Farewell to Wife
A Farewell to Fatherhood
A Farewell to Quasi’s Money

A Farewell To My Publisher

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

A Farewell To My Publisher

The Debt Also Rises
The Weight Also Rises

 

[EraGodless]

By the time Hemingway was Patrick's age, he had already written-

The Torrents of Spring
The Sun Also Rises
A Farewell To Arms
To Have and Have Not
For Whom The Bell Tolls

Patrick has written-

The Ark
Gay Crashers
Starship Faggots
In The Red (I mean Black)
Paper Aborted Children of the Divide
Trident's Super Gay Forge

Everything Patrick has written is completely forgettable. Hell, he probably doesn't even remember half the doh shit he wrote. I would wager that a Farewell to Arms sells more copies in a given month, than all of Patrick's books combined (probably by a couple of factors). Interestingly enough, Hemingway finished writing A Farewell to Arms in Piggot, Arkansas. Lol.

As an aside, when Hemingway realized he didn't have it anymore in terns of writing, he exited stage left via a shotgun blast to the noggin. Meanwhile, Patrick's writing on spec a book about Tiny Tim for some reason seeking revenge for Ebenezer Scrooge's murder.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Patrick's writing on spec a book about Tiny Tim for some reason seeking revenge for Ebenezer Scrooge's murder.

Pat would likely have discarded that particular dumb idea — no doubt for something even more moronic — if the stlaker children hadn’t made fun of it. We don’t affect his life at all.

 

[EraGodless]

Pat would likely have discarded that particular dumb idea — no doubt for something even more moronic — if the stlaker children hadn’t made fun of it. We don’t affect his life at all.

It's a really terrible idea, isn't it? It’s maybe an idea you write down on a napkin while shit faced at a bar, and then wake up in the morning and laugh and cringe at the idea and you go on with your life. In Patrick's feeble/pedestrian mind-