Dragons' Den

[Riccardo Bosi]

Best and most addictive show ever. Shark Tank is the American version of this, but pales in comparison. It's mostly English, Scottish, Irish and Welsh niggers offering equity of their businesses in exchange for money, investment of time and various services.

Best dragon is probably Duncan Bannatyne, Scottish chad who fucks hot younger women and probably has a big fawken piece.

The other best who has been on the show the longest who is kind of the "heel" is tall nigger Peter Jones who tears entrepreneurs' concepts to shreds, waits for others to declare "I'm out" and regularly offers half the money for double the investment. Real cunt, but I love the guy.

"You're a nigger and your business is gay, and for that reason, I'm out."

- Riccardo Bosi, business extraordinaire.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

"Eat my ass"

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"Eat my ass"

GHB in a sippy cup? I'll offer you four pounds of whale cum for 20%.

 

[hikomow633]

this show encourages avarice! go to mass, young man.

 

[Turry]

Good show. WWAWD Canada's Worst Driver?

Pretty useful information through all the seasons and it's fawkin hilarious besides all that. I guess it was based on Britain's Worst Driver so I'll have to give that a watch.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Good show. WWAWD Canada's Worst Driver?

Pretty useful information through all the seasons and it's fawkin hilarious besides all that. I guess it was based on Britain's Worst Driver so I'll have to give that a watch.

I'll watch some of the British one. Cor blimey I've fooken run over a nig nog I did!

 

[alkiefuck2]

Love it, it's pretty gay now though, token fag nigger plus every other pitch is some gay mobile app.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Love it, it's pretty gay now though, token fag nigger plus every other pitch is some gay mobile app.

pretty noice bidness you got there bruv

 

[Turk February]

I had an idea for one but, I don't know, some one kind of did it. I don't know. But yeah.

 

[AssholeHead]

There’s an episode of Dragon’s Den when the guy was trying to sell “collapsible water bottles” and they’re screaming pissed at him, cause that’s just like any plastic bottle out today. Incredible TV.

 

[alkiefuck2]

pretty noice bidness you got there bruv

So tell me... I'm completely straight btw, how many followers do you have on tiktok?

Duncan, PJ, Deborah, Richard (aussie cunt)... tough one man, I like the Tej but I'll go with the american cunt who was on S1, he was an arsehole, moonpig guy was alright too. I like sara as well sniff

Your pitch bombed, no one made you an offer and you will look like an utter tit on tv, how does that make you feel?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

There’s an episode of Dragon’s Den when the guy was trying to sell “collapsible water bottles” and they’re screaming pissed at him, cause that’s just like any plastic bottle out today. Incredible TV.

6:16 for mobile niggers - Duncan throws the bottle



It's one of the dumbest ideas ever, but the guy actually wound up making money on it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Duncan, PJ, Deborah, Richard (aussie cunt)... tough one man, I like the Tej but I'll go with the american cunt who was on S1, he was an arsehole, moonpig guy was alright too. I like sara as well sniff

Doug was okay but pretty boring. Richard was good because he maintained his composure in the face of stupid ideas and he could get under Peter's skin.

Sarah Willingham makes my wiener tingle and I want to maybe kiss her

Your pitch bombed, no one made you an offer and you will look like an utter tit on tv, how does that make you feel?

So your pitch was killed.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why can't the black-dress fatty just do the talking if the other one is too overwhelmed to string together a sentence?

 

[Professor Consent]

STOP SAYING EVOLUTION SOLUTIONS

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Why can't the black-dress fatty just do the talking if the other one is too overwhelmed to string together a sentence?

It's called being a woman. They belong in jail/kitchens.

 

[Professor Consent]

I dunno if it's coz I'm not really paying attention but I don't know what the fuck this product even is. So of course the two women dragons want to buy it.

 

[Professor Consent]

holy shit this one had me roflin when they tasted the water

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I dunno if it's coz I'm not really paying attention but I don't know what the fuck this product even is. So of course the two women dragons want to buy it.

wtf it's just a car's sun visor that she turned into an exercise mat. That's like taking a yarmulke and turning it into a portable cashew bowl.

 

[LiberalPussy]