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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I mean, sometimes his magic spells really do work. Somehow he got a new phone after taking the last one for a swim...like a CHILD.
I mean, sometimes his magic spells really do work. Somehow he got a new phone after taking the last one for a swim...like a CHILD.
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Calm down, man.
Threatening prison is literally the only way he can feel any control in this situation. He knows he's a powerless rube who's already played every hand he has so now all he can do is lie to himself and pretend prison is just around the corner.
He's pretty fat too.
He's pretty fat too.
It really is "my big brother found out you're mean to me and he's going to kick your butt."
Unrelated: I bet Patrick believes he's an indigo child.
Neither are dinosaurs
I enjoyed the period of time where he would urge pranksters to turn themselves in. But, much like a living, growing daughter, he abandoned that pretty fast. The man has no discipline or follow-through.
Get the fuck outta here.
It’s called impotence signaling and I’m surprised no Redditor has ever pointed that out to him. Our moms scared us more with “Wait till your father gets home!” than any of Pat’s police threats ever could. Pat is a laughingstock, not a man.
"can you try believing in a salad? Or a banana?"
My ribs.
My ribs.
Despite being very fat Americans make up only 4.7% of the world's population. 95.3% of the world's population don't have to follow American's laws, and can freely call Patrick fat on the internet. The remaining 4.7% can also freely do it after a ruling by the Supreme Court. Therefore 100% of the world's population can freely Patpost.
I believe Fat did in fact stuff his attorney, Brinton Resto, Esq, over his own desk in a moment of mutual emotional breakdown.
"Baby man. Go play a sport."
This is perfect (not just funny). You know this alpha male shit gets him angry in a way that shortens his lifespan.
This is perfect (not just funny). You know this alpha male shit gets him angry in a way that shortens his lifespan.
I would've posted "but you know what is real? My wife's BIG FUCKIN TITS" and then posted them to me in a DM
It's so delicious to realize this is true, there are thousands of people out there that join in the mocking of the pig. The Lizard King's vassals, allies and well-wishers are manifold and multifarious, they are Legion.
Its more than anyone even realizes. Theres a whole other separate corner of the internet on discord who know all about Pat now because of Torswats. At one point the narrative became Pat IS Torswats but the RRRecorDD has been somewhat coRRecteD.