By a fat Norwegian penis.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Dovid turning the screws
- Thread starter Zeroman
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I think they (Ron n Fez) talked about it to razz Earl when he was taking her photos if I remember right.
I remember that happening but I’m pretty sure it got brought up on O&A as well.
Nice their, stupid
Kill fuck marry intern edition:
Oscar, Stevie, David
Also who was the funniest?
Oscar, Stevie, David
Also who was the funniest?
Dude - I have masturbated multiple times over the pic Earl took of her! I may do so again tonight!
BenDovid
Dude - I have masturbated multiple times over the pic Earl took of her! I may do so again tonight!
Ah, I know it, the one where her ass looks like a salt flat?
I'll find and post...
Thank you child!
Would.
Not only does she look like a literal teen boy but she fucked Groomia. You stick your ear up to her pussy like a conch shell and you can hear the faint echos of “HAHAHAHA HOLEEEE SHIT!!!”
Still would.
I thought she fucked the Worm?
She “dated” the worm, I vaguely remember nana trying to get her to his house with creepy invitations.
BenDovid
Jim was banging her while she was a Ron & Fez intern. Jim had his agent sign her and then asked Opie for a favor and she instantly went from unpaid intern to 3rd mic on Brother Wease. Her contract ran out, she was not re-signed, and that was the last of the super talented, agent represented, Lily. Ladies, if you're a NYC 5 and simply not fat, you can get anywhere you wanna go if you fuck the right penis.
She was cute, nothing special but if Jim didn’t have money he wouldn’t get attention from 2/10s, he’s hideous.