Donkey Lips is no more...

[aRTie02150]

Than a fat lazy slob.

"I need to do comedy, I need to get out more and exercise"



50 years old who buys a selfie stick months ago after constantly telling his "fans" he'll go for walks and talk on video. He's done it once. He's actually made more videos holding the stick in one hand as he whines about something else.

He has to earn less than $10 per video, if he makes anything.

I get angry when he speaks.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

So, he's not dead?

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

What did he overdose on? Inhaling pies? Fatfuck

 

[aRTie02150]

What did he overdose on? Inhaling pies? Fatfuck

I couldn't even be bothered to watch and see. The first few minutes are infuriating.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I get angry when he speaks.

It's the lisp

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I should set up a collaboration between Donkey Lips and Chef Adam Libby. They're both too retarded to realize that the other one is retarded. They might actually become friends. I can imagine Donkey Lips trying to hit on the dykes, completely oblivious to the fact that they're obvious dykes.

 

[wbgreen]

At least he's not streaming from his bathroom.

It's still fucking boring because he's just going on and on about being depressed, but the audio isn't bouncing off his shower and toilet, so it's easier on the ears.

 

[wbgreen]

He’s doing a livestream comparing himself to the Brat Pack from the ‘80s but forgot the name of Rob Lowe and Molly Ringwald. At least he’s not in his bathroom. He’s in front of his stupid Indiana Jones junk.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I should set up a collaboration between Donkey Lips and Chef Adam Libby. They're both too retarded to realize that the other one is retarded. They might actually become friends. I can imagine Donkey Lips trying to hit on the dykes, completely oblivious to the fact that they're obvious dykes.

If I got them both down to the nearest capital grille in Calif would you come down from Yellowknife?

 

[aRTie02150]

He’s doing a livestream comparing himself to the Brat Pack from the ‘80s but forgot the name of Rob Lowe and Molly Ringwald. At least he’s not in his bathroom. He’s in front of his stupid Indiana Jones junk.

Lol watched a few minutes. He's delusional.

 

[aRTie02150]

He's out for a walk. Lol.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

He's out for a walk. Lol.

LOL he's decrying the healthcare system for suggesting he eat better and exercise. Nearly said "Eat exercise," but caught himself. I hope he gets hit by a car, it might fix that awful lisp. I don't mean that, nobody deserves that happening to their car.
Edit: had to tap out after a minute or so, that wetmouth is too much. He'd be pitiable if he weren't so gross and unlikable.

 

[aRTie02150]

LOL he's decrying the healthcare system for suggesting he eat better and exercise. Nearly said "Eat exercise," but caught himself. I hope he gets hit by a car, it might fix that awful lisp. I don't mean that, nobody deserves that happening to their car.
Edit: had to tap out after a minute or so, that wetmouth is too much. He'd be pitiable if he weren't so gross and unlikable.

Lol that made me laugh.

Of course the doctor is immediately going to recommend exercise and eating better.

 

[aRTie02150]

He really thinks he was some Hollywood star.

He's completely delusional!

 

[wbgreen]

Fucking ungrateful asshole. He's shitting on America because the healthcare he gets for free isn't up to his standards. Hey, fat fuck, you get Medicaid in California, basically the same care you'd get in Europe.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

At least he's not streaming from his bathroom.

The last video I watched was him in his bathroom talking about cereal and candy bars, then singing Pearl Jam. He's unhinged.

 

[aRTie02150]

He makes $400 a month off YouTube. Makes $1000 a month in other earnings.

He can work a part time job standing at a register and make more than that. Lol.

He recently let go of his manager lol. Owes SAG $1,000.

This live stream is great.

 

[Turk February]

He has to earn less than $10 per video, if he makes anything.

You're not wrong

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

He makes $400 a month off YouTube. Makes $1000 a month in other earnings.

He can work a part time job standing at a register and make more than that. Lol.

He recently let go of his manager lol. Owes SAG $1,000.

This live stream is great.

I caught the end of it. "I'm signing off everybody, so go do something today that scares you and be productive. I'm going to look at bus stops and wash my dishes".

 

[aRTie02150]

I caught the end of it. "I'm signing off everybody, so go do something today that scares you and be productive. I'm going to look at bus stops and wash my dishes".

Hahahahaha