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Dog/Pitbull Hate Thread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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I stopped going to my one buddy's house because he has an inbred blue heeler that attacks people all the time. It's not a big dog but it legit makes me nervous. Every time it's bitten me I just jam my boot in it's mouth until someone got it off of me but it's bit his wife bad enough that she needed stitches twice. She's a nurse, she does it herself so animal control won't come put their sweet little baby down. The last time I was there, I was sitting on the couch and the dog was sitting in front of me staring at me and growling super quietly. I was like "I'm gonna kill your fucking dog if it bites me again." And I meant it.

My other buddy had a dalmatian that snapped at people all the time. It almost got me one time and I just slapped it across the head right in front of him. I was like "I'm sorry but I'm not taking shit off this faggy looking dog." He ended up giving the dog away and he tried to give it to me because I was the only person the dog liked and wouldn't fuck with. I was tempted to take her but I don't like having dogs that might hurt someone.
 

Idontknow

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Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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Dogs can get fucked in general. Cats are infinitely better pets and way cuter.
Dogs can and do get fucked every week. Women are the stereotypical cat owners but they also like to fuck dogs. Shouldn't there already be a widespread stereotype of the crazy dogfucker lady to go along with the crazy cat lady? At least I don't ever see stories of these crazy cat ladies fucking their cats. Just like their lust for the BBC, they want something more than a rice dick no matter what the species.
 

I_amnot_anyone

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So, I have a beautiful XL American bully. He’s about 85lbs now and will probably get northward of 95-100. George. Or “Gorgeous George”. His ears are cropped and he looks like a traditional pit bull. He’s the best, most loyal dog I’ve ever owned. Literally lays at my feet

Now, I do have a “correction” fence put down in my hard. And it’s about an acre. So he has a lot of yard and stays in it.

But, that’s not to say he doesn’t scare the shit out of people walking and jogging. They don’t necessarily know he has that shock collar/ fence. He’ll charge at them and stop short by 15-20 feet but holy shit the look on the rubes faces! 😂😂 less and less people are walking in front of my house and I’m glad about that. Find another fucking way to do your bullshit power walks. We have weights to lift in the garage and George has a tree to sleep under in the front yard. I don’t think he’d ever bite anyone, but he is a protective and I wouldn’t fuck with that bastard if I didn’t know him. The people who are dog lovers understand the breed and have met him and their dogs love to come over and play when they’re walking the block. They aren’t inherently bad. Just like the niggers.

So I guess what im saying you’re right to be scared. I would be too. Sorry you don’t like them, but you can always change the station, maaaaaaaaaaaaan.
 
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