Does she speak English? ……..Not well….

[The Talking Dead]

Lol nice imported third world wife, stuuuuuuuupid.

Ah I’m just bustin Flav’s stones. He’s a good egg. It is a he, right?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Nice wife, stupid.

I'm talking to Dan, not pointing out your typo, stupid.

 

[A House Nigger]

Roughly 170 million women in United States over the age of 18 to pick from and he picks one out of a Brazilian catalog

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Roughly 170 million women in United States over the age of 18 and he picks one out of a Brazilian catalog

The only Brazilian with a flat ass too

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

It is a he, right?

Who, Saliva Flavia or Dan?

 

[Coonskin]

That's depressing tbh

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Everyone gets on Flavia for her poor English but let’s give Dan some shit for his lack of Portuguese!

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Even Norton had enough sense to import one who is fluent in English.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Everyone gets on Flavia for her poor English but let’s give Dan some shit for his lack of Portuguese!

I'm a Dan Man but he's got to have at least conversational Portuguese or else he's just using the Flavinator for her box and cleaning skills. How can his in-laws disregard all of his achievements if he can't even understand them?

 

[StlakerFatti]

Even Norton had enough sense to import one who is fluent in English.

If you understand your woman's tongue, she'll see it as a green light to endlessly bother you with inane, disjointed stories about her day.
The Dan Man is in full control, funster.

Enjoy prison!

 

[Sue Lightning]

I'm a Dan Man but he's got to have at least conversational Portuguese or else he's just using the Flavinator for her box and cleaning skills.

Yes, almost like he’s just using the Flavinator for her box and cleaning skills.

How can his in-laws disregard all of his achievements if he can't even understand them?

“Hey Abulita i’m a podcaster. Poddd-cas-ster…”

PTUHHHH (fast speaking Portuguese)

Not very hard to interpret.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I admire Dan for acquiring free housecleaning for life by tying it to a green card. Those five sinks take a lot of ajax.

 

[quasi101]

I admire Dan for acquiring free housecleaning for life by tying it to a green card. Those five sinks take a lot of ajax.

does dan get her these for valentine's day like a perfume

 

[DMbA]

Everyone gets on Flavia for her poor English but let’s give Dan some shit for his lack of Portuguese!

Since the cleaning service is fake she really should try to learn some English