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Does Patrick go on vacation anymore

Toothless Enthusiast

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He went to Ireland recently didn't he?
He did and he had a lovely time there. Only $60!

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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Yes but that was for “work.” I’m talking about the trips he goes on where he goes swimming or eats ice cream with a local making an aggressive face at his lesbian wife. Usually to some third world country
Yeah it was pretty funny when Chico Guerra was in the pic contemplating raping Niki
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TorpidSloth

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He misspelled Tullamore, despite posting a picture of the correct spelling on a glass. Also, there isn't a pub in Dublin called Molly Hands. There is one called Nancy Hands and one named Molly Malone's. He is such a stupid, fat cunt.
I went to Dublin once almost 20 years ago. I googled these pubs. Noticed that he'd spelled the whiskey wrong and thought the dumb fuck probably got the name of the pub wrong too, and sure enough.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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When was the last time he went on a vacation?
Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and is cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson, but looking at this thread and seeing he was literally just in Scotland and Ireland is funny.

The fact that the guy managed to carve out a lifestyle as an author where he does what he wants on a Tuesday afternoon while others are toiling in offices or job sites is the crux of a lot of the anger here directed toward him.

Add in that he enjoys a reasonably-priced vacation to a Latin American resort or the UK a few times a year and people here launch into fits of rage. It's very odd to witness. Unlike you, he doesn't have to check with his manager to see if he has the PTO dates--he just goes.
 
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and are cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson, but looking at this thread and seeing he was literally just in Scotland and Ireland is funny.

The fact that the guy managed to carve out a lifestyle as an author where he does what he wants on a Tuesday afternoon while others are toiling in offices or job sites is the crux of a lot of the anger here directed toward him.

Add in that he enjoys a reasonably-priced vacation to a Latin American resort or the UK a few times a year and people here launch into fits of rage. It's very odd to witness.
Good questions. Why would I care? Because Patrick is the most entertaining thing in my life. Sports, movies, and TV have gotten boring for me and the golf season is ending. How many more times can I watch Under Siege 2 or Joe Cumia’s episode of People’s Court?

Rage? Who’s raging here? I’m smiling right now. I just got a blowjob in my shore house. I’ll agree it’s odd though. This place attracts weirdos after all. You know how it is
 

TorpidSloth

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Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and are cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson, but looking at this thread and seeing he was literally just in Scotland and Ireland is funny.

The fact that the guy managed to carve out a lifestyle as an author where he does what he wants on a Tuesday afternoon while others are toiling in offices or job sites is the crux of a lot of the anger here directed toward him.

Add in that he enjoys a reasonably-priced vacation to a Latin American resort or the UK a few times a year and people here launch into fits of rage. It's very odd to witness. Unlike you, he doesn't have to check with his manager to see if he has the PTO dates--he just goes.
By that rationale, there would be thousands of threads on here directed at Dan Bilzerian, or one of the many other people who post their hedonistic lives online.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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By that rationale, there would be thousands of threads on here directed at Dan Bilzerian, or one of the many other people who post their hedonistic lives online.
How is it "hedonism" to make your own schedule as a writer during the week and go to Mexico a few times a year?
 

DominusOdium

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When was the last time he went on a vacation? Maybe he can’t peel himself away from his AirBNB responsibilities. Or he’s poor. Possibly both
Every fucking day is a vacation for this lardass piece of do nothing shit LARPing as a deep thinker author who sits around with his laptop out at bars pretending to be a serious writer while actually crafting carefully considered tweets by the bushel like "Enjoy prison, stlaker."

He has no work to take a break from aside from scrubbing poo streaks and tossing out condoms from the garbage in his Airbnb after sampling the contents.
 
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