Does Pat Have Short Stories?

[Turk February]

I wanna try adapting Pat's work to animation, but I don't want to start with a novel, because, well, I don't want to read a full Pat's novel, and Trident's Forge (the only one I have access to) is completely unfuckingreadable. Let me know. Thanks.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Apparently he he got an honorable mention (called something else) for the scientology award (also called something else) for a short story that he would try to turn into Herd Immunity (one of the books he's patiently waiting for an offer from the right publisher going on 5 years now). That's pretty unhelpful and you probably already knew all that.

 

[guest]

He has one. It's called "Fatherhood".

 

[guest]

He has one. It's called "Fatherhood".

That was shorter than a haiku.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has one. It's called "Fatherhood".

I knew that was too easy. it was the first thing I thought of too.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

That was shorter than a haiku.

Ade heard a smash and then there was just a chubby Patrick-shaped hole in the wall.

 

[Sputnik]

Ade heard a smash and then there was just a chubby Patrick-shaped hole in the wall.

The story goes she shrugged it off and prepared to consummate things with her new mate when Patrick signed away his parental rights in triplicate so there was no doubt he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

He has some hack stupid one about big bad mean republican misogynistic aliens coming to the planet to some kick ass bad ass chick like Lastname First who the punchline is obvious she guides them to the jungle in africa to look for lionesses females that do all the hunting for the lazy male lion. Short. Gay. Hack. And Stupid.

 

[Turk February]

He has some hack stupid one about big bad mean republican misogynistic aliens coming to the planet to some kick ass bad ass chick like Lastname First who the punchline is obvious she guides them to the jungle in africa to look for lionesses females that do all the hunting for the lazy male lion. Short. Gay. Hack. And Stupid.

Name or link? Sounds perfect.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He had posted a few years ago but the links are all dead.

I wonder if that shitty one he sent to NY times is still up where people called him out on it being a ripoff of The Expanse.

Here it is. the comments are worth a glance.

Opinion | Earth Must Intervene in Space Company Towns (Published 2019)

In the Asteroid Belt, exploited miners are working in dangerous conditions.

www.nytimes.com

 

[swole_edging_llc]

He wrote a story called "Unerring" in 2012/2013.
He posted a Word copy of it on his blog here : https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2013/01/28/200-likes/
It's the story of a battle told from the perspective of an arrow used in that battle.
It's as shitty as it sounds; it's written in the same voice that the dumbass uses in every other thing he writes, and it has inadvertently sexual overtones because he is a faggot.

A sample:

 

[Turk February]

He wrote a story called "Unerring" in 2012/2013.
He posted a Word copy of it on his blog here : https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2013/01/28/200-likes/
It's the story of a battle told from the perspective of an arrow used in that battle.
It's as shitty as it sounds; it's written in the same voice that the dumbass uses in every other thing he writes, and it has inadvertently sexual overtones because he is a faggot.

A sample:
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Great stuff, but way too hard to animate. Damn. I was hoping like a simple Babylon 5 episode he typically spews out.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pat may not have short stories, but I heard he tells tall tales.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

He had posted a few years ago but the links are all dead.
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I wonder if that shitty one he sent to NY times is still up where people called him out on it being a ripoff of The Expanse.

Here it is. the comments are worth a glance.

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Opinion | Earth Must Intervene in Space Company Towns (Published 2019)

In the Asteroid Belt, exploited miners are working in dangerous conditions.

www.nytimes.com

Ha! If you google "Robot Christmas Day 1 by Patrick S Tomlinson," the first result is an OnA thread.

Robot Christmas Day 1 by Patrick S Tomlinson

I dont think this short story has been posted before. Here is the link to the full short story. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/sci-fi-fantasy/robot-christmas-day-1-black-friday-by-patrick-tomlinson/ Here is a taste.

new.onaforums.net

You can piece together most of that shit heap of a story by scrolling through

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ha! If you google "Robot Christmas Day 1 by Patrick S Tomlinson," the first result is an OnA thread.

Robot Christmas Day 1 by Patrick S Tomlinson

I dont think this short story has been posted before. Here is the link to the full short story. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/sci-fi-fantasy/robot-christmas-day-1-black-friday-by-patrick-tomlinson/ Here is a taste.

new.onaforums.net

You can piece together most of that shit heap of a story by scrolling through

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I forgot someone posted that here. His writing is horrible.

 

[DMbA]

What do you mean you only has access to one book, all his gay shit is free on zlib

Patrick Tomlinson : search on Z-Library

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singlelogin.re

The one with mutil authors are short stories

 

[Turk February]

This one sounds scary

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What do you mean you only has access to one book, all his gay shit is free on zlib

Patrick Tomlinson : search on Z-Library

Patrick Tomlinson : search on Z-Library Download books for free. Read online. Find books.

singlelogin.re

His writing is so shit that its not worth pirating.

 

[guest]

I wanna try adapting Pat's work to animation, but I don't want to start with a novel, because, well, I don't want to read a full Pat's novel, and Trident's Forge (the only one I have access to) is completely unfuckingreadable. Let me know. Thanks.

I decided it's too hard to write a book without training wheels. So I'm buying and reading all Pat's books and I'll try to make them less shitty. Like a super-invasive editing job. Maybe I can get him to sue me for plagiarism. Then we can bring in Will Tate as a third party defendant.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I decided it's too hard to write a book without training wheels. So I'm buying and reading all Pat's books and I'll try to make them less shitty. Like a super-invasive editing job. Maybe I can get him to sue me for plagiarism. Then we can bring in Will Tate as a third party defendant.

He's proven you don't need original ideas to not violate copyright. Just don't lift full sentences or phrases and you too can be as successful an author as pat.