Does pat have a handicap placard?

[FranksWirecutters]

Since they're both obvious retards and neither can work, do they pull the placard out to get the special parking spot in front of hooligans? No child, my legs work fine it's just my brain that's broken. Wait quietly for the helmet.

He's also fat so I assume he uses the fat person scooter at walmart.

 

[RoTheHo69]

yes he does

 

[SFWA liaison]

lol I was just thinking a few days ago how I'd love the Cart Narcs guy to confront Patrick

"No, child, I do not have to return the cart. That's just your delusion"

 

[guest]

yes he does

I always see 2 types in these, slovenly fat people or crazy 51 year old women that didn't make it through their changes who are like 105 lbs. Really weird.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

lol I was just thinking a few days ago how I'd love the Cart Narcs guy to confront Patrick

"No, child, I do not have to return the cart. That's just your delusion"

You are a lazybones, child.

You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to return your cart before getting in your vehicle. Failure to do so constitutes felony lack of common courtesy.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

lol I was just thinking a few days ago how I'd love the Cart Narcs guy to confront Patrick

"No, child, I do not have to return the cart. That's just your delusion"

He'd probably call it a "pram" at some point, too.

 

[Fat little piggy]

lol I was just thinking a few days ago how I'd love the Cart Narcs guy to confront Patrick

"No, child, I do not have to return the cart. That's just your delusion"

Wrong. He would neutralize the stalkers on sight, Child

 

[FurBurger]

How great would it be if someone glued the one to the inside of his Mustang?

Everyone staring at him as he gets out of the car, trying to figure out what's wrong with him. Maybe a "Caution - Disabled Veteran" or "I fought for your freedom" bumper sticker.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He'd probably call it a "pram" at some point, too.

Bingo. Because pram is short for perambulator and means stroller, not cart, but Pat is years into his Brit LARP and still hasn’t mastered basic anglicized vocabulary. He probably refers to bangers and mash as eel pie.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

lol I was just thinking a few days ago how I'd love the Cart Narcs guy to confront Patrick

"No, child, I do not have to return the cart. That's just your delusion"

You know he’d stop dead in his tracks, stare at them silently for 2 seconds like a fat Intern David, before finally sticking his fat phone in their faces.