Does Mike Tyson have any chance against Jake Paul?

[NoBacon]

Let’s assume they will try and fight properly and it’s not a toothless exhibition, does Mike have any chance at all?

He’s 60 and seems ridiculously punch drunk.

 

[Humanatee]

I have no idea because I don't pay any attention to that youtube boxing shite. I do hate that faggot he's fighting though, so I hope so. Speaking of that I swear the people kids look up to these days - the Paul faggot brothers, Andrew Tate, KSI - they're all so hateable. I hate that I even know their names tbchwy. I want them all dropped from helicopter into a volcano. Would absolutely tune in for that.

 

[NoBacon]

I have no idea because I don't pay any attention to that youtube boxing shite. I do hate that faggot he's fighting though, so I hope so. Speaking of that I swear the people kids look up to these days - the Paul faggot brothers, Andrew Tate, KSI - they're all so hateable. I hate that I even know their names tbchwy. I want them all dropped from helicopter into a volcano. Would absolutely tune in for that.

Don’t know anything about the main YouTube guys but I did think the tates were really funny, then I read the court documents against them and realised they’re legitimately sex trafficking pedophiles.

 

[Humanatee]

Don’t know anything about the main YouTube guys but I did think the tates were really funny, then I read the court documents against them and realised they’re legitimately sex trafficking pedophiles.

All these big youtubers/streamers turn out to be pedos in the end. Mr Beast is just the tip of the iceberg. I don't trust anyone who makes it their life goal to specifically appeal to children.

 

[NoBacon]

All these big youtubers/streamers turn out to be pedos in the end. Mr Beast is just the tip of the iceberg. I don't trust anyone who makes it their life goal to specifically appeal to children.

Anyone with lifeless eyes who makes their fortune selling gambling, sugar and materialism to children while calling themselves “the beast” are very obviously evil.

I knew he was diddling them when I took one look at any of his thumbnails.

 

[Phish]

Jake Paul is a legit amateur boxer. Tyson wouldve killed em like 20 years ago…but like you said, hes fucking 60. I dont see it happening. Paul has a great punch straight down the pipe and has seemingly some good cardio for his size. I think hes actually got a little bit of talent compared to the average person. He obviously takes it pretty seriously.

 

[johnnynoname]

of course he does


unrelated question- are horseshoe's still a thing, and if so, can you fit one into a boxing glove?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

It was cancelled. Then uncancelled.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Doubtful. Jake's on a shitload of gear and prime aged. I'm sure in a street brawl Tyson would kill him tho.

 

[JebJoh]

It was cancelled. Then uncancelled.

Hard to cancel 100 million

 

[NoBacon]

Doubtful. Jake's on a shitload of gear and prime aged. I'm sure in a street brawl Tyson would kill him tho.

Yeah he’s got that weird distorted head like Conor does, I assume it’s a steroid thing

 

[Nigger John]

I would give my life savings to watch Mike fight Projared

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Hard to cancel 100 million

No way this unranked nobody gets even 1/4 of what Tyson Fury or Canelo is bringing in.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It was cancelled. Then uncancelled.

And Rise Again!

 

[LingerLonger]

I remember how easy games were during college and how I could get through most practices hungover. I could not imagine having to play even one quarter without wanting to vomit or just collapse and die at my current Cumia level age. But Tyson is probably on some of the most cutting edge roids and drugs for this 'fight' so at least he has that going for him. I could not imagine the Frankenstein drug cocktails he's getting injected with every day.

He probably has one or two rounds in him before he will gas out in the most embarrassing way possible. Probably anything round beyond the first will be excruciatingly cringe inducing to watch.