Details in these sorts of things matter,
@Torquie. And I'm afraid to say that you have some of them wrong.
It all makes sense if you understand the ultimate motive. Dan befriended
@captain_kamala and sent her gift cards so she could buy toys and games for her kids.
What you seem to be forgetting is that her kids are black.
Who do we know that has a penchant for black kids?
Hint: It's Patrick. He grinds them up into pepperoni.
It was a conspiracy all along. Get us to let our guard down so he could do this.
I still haven't figured out how cleaning toilets fits in with all of this, so if any of you have any leads, I'm listening.