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Does anyone honestly believe Serchs LIE MC HAMMER put a HIT out on him?

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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I don't know, man. Do I believe that MC Hammer actually put a hit out on him? No way. But I could see Hammer lying about doing so in order to look "hard" and get cred.

Hammer tried going thug after seemingly being embarrassed by the success of "Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em", with his single "Pumps and a Bump" and the album"Funky Headhunter" ( about the same time Vanilla Ice tried to reinvent himself as a dread-wearing pot head with "Roll Em Up).

So either Serch or Hammer is lying. Just not sure who.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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oooo OOOOOO

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EraGodless

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I don't know, man. Do I believe that MC Hammer actually put a hit out on him? No way. But I could see Hammer lying about doing so in order to look "hard" and get cred.

Hammer tried going thug after seemingly being embarrassed by the success of "Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em", with his single "Pumps and a Bump" and the album"Funky Headhunter" ( about the same time Vanilla Ice tried to reinvent himself as a dread-wearing pot head with "Roll Em Up).

So either Serch or Hammer is lying. Just not sure who.

I have it on good authority that Hammer is a real ass nigga-- he's more legit than Suge Knight and any of those other studio gangsters--
 
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