Does anyone else have a hard time finding a "fitted" hat that actually fits?

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

i'm not gonna dox my tiny head, but every friggin time i try one of these hats I end up looking ridiculous.

Some examples of what i look liek:

And before you say it, NO, it's not because my head is too small
these things are just big!
Like imagine filling one of these giant things out with your head, your brain would have to be HUGE

ROFL like THAT^^^^^

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm convinced I was born to wear a baseball hat. I think wearing them my whole life caused my head to form it's shape.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Okay some of these pics look familiar....










this guy was an intern right?

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I had a ball cap I lost that I quite liked but it was way too small and I'd always cut about with this red halo like mark around my forehead.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Nah I've got a nice thick skull to protect me from the beatings I so richly deserve.

 

[Stent]

Some odd looking fellas. You don't want to be part of that crowd, Wyyz.

 

[IanCurtis]

Did you have Zika virus as a baby - you did didn't you? Your condition is called microcephaly and its nothing to be ashamed of (but it is something to be ashamed of).

Get yourself an overpriced Kangol army-style cap (they're the ones eminem wears). They fade almost immediately. I prefer the fruity buckets myself - all sizes! All are welcome: fat heads, thin heads, melon heads etc.

Army Caps - Hats By Style

The Official KANGOL Store. The latest styles and best prices.

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Treat yourself!

 

[Turk February]

Aaaàaah small head wyyz

 

[Chive Turkey]

Kangol

 

[Sean Baird]

The over-the-ears fitted is a staple of @Wigger 's "online pussy-getting" outfit.

 

[IanCurtis]

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Faaaaark me!

 

[BUBBLER]

@ShutYourCakeHorn finally reveals himself

 

[aRTie02150]

The first picture makes me laugh because it just reminds me of a kid snagging his older brothers fitted hat to take a cool picture for MySpace.

Bless his heart. I hope his brother beat him up a little.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fitted hats look stupid on anyone with a narrow head because the peak is wider than their face so there's a weird empty space by the temples. I always wear snapbacks. I also curve the peak because I'm white.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

You’re buying hats too big that’s why you’re giving leukemia vibes.

Nothing beats a SnapBack lid.

My biggest problem is sweating in my hats, then you get that dried area that’s white because of salt in the sweat.

 

[aRTie02150]

You’re buying hats too big that’s why you’re giving leukemia vibes.

Nothing beats a SnapBack lid.

My biggest problem is sweating in my hats, then you get that dried area that’s white because of salt in the sweat.

The smell is interesting.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

The smell is interesting.

Intoxicating, actually.

 

[aRTie02150]

It's possible to get your head measured. There's a reason there's so many sizes with fitted hats. You need to be mindful of hair length as well. If your hair is cut short and your fitted fits snug, it'll get tight and can be very uncomfortable when your hair grows.

 

[Sean Baird]

Caps are for children and baseball players.
Get a fedora like me. Then get a big stick to beat back all the wet pussy.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

No, because they’re fitted.

Try a tape measure, retard.