Does anyone else get crazy hard when you’re really tired?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Is there some science behind this?

 

[CuntFucker]

science

 

[Keith Robinson]

Yes. Goddammit back in the 80's and early 90's when I had a good dick and drank more milk, I was constantly hard while tired.
Now, for the science of the matter.
Consuming high levels of lactose, specifically through milk, makes your prostate produce more semen because it recognizes it as the same essence as your naturally produced semen fluid.
Then when you start nodding off, your brain tells your cock to get hard to expel the excess fluid. So the best action to take here is to masturbate and bust into a mason jar so you can examine the seminal fluid thoroughly.
If the fluid is a bit lower in viscosity than usual, then you have lactose spermatosatis.
Otherwise if you get hard while tired, it's probably prostate cancer.

 

[Treat Yourself]

It's your parasympathetic nervous system activating. It's the same thing that causes morning wood.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's not hard to make me crazy.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Yea but it usually goes back down 3-5 minutes after he pulls out

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If the fluid is a bit lower in viscosity than usual, then you have lactose spermatosatis.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I always wake up like 20 minutes after I fall asleep with an absolute rager

 

[NigelCumia]

I think about boobies, get a boner, and pass out, every night. Beats sleeping pills all to hell.

 

[Sean Baird]

Yes. Goddammit back in the 80's and early 90's when I had a good dick and drank more milk, I was constantly hard while tired.
Now, for the science of the matter.
Consuming high levels of lactose, specifically through milk, makes your prostate produce more semen because it recognizes it as the same essence as your naturally produced semen fluid.
Then when you start nodding off, your brain tells your cock to get hard to expel the excess fluid. So the best action to take here is to masturbate and bust into a mason jar so you can examine the seminal fluid thoroughly.
If the fluid is a bit lower in viscosity than usual, then you have lactose spermatosatis.
Otherwise if you get hard while tired, it's probably prostate cancer.

I dunno... That doesn't sound right. But I guess I'll try it.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

When I have a fever I get hard as fawk

 

[TheNanaDook]

Always get a raging boner when I’m hungover

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Always get a raging boner when I’m hungover

That has something to do with your body feeling like it’s close to death and wanting to reproduce.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When I have a fever I get hard as fawk

Don’t stop, you're making me fawkin hard now too. EROCK CAN WE GET SOME FAWKIN VIAGRA IN HERE?!?!

 

[TheNanaDook]

That has something to do with your body feeling like it’s close to death and wanting to reproduce.

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