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Wait, stupid used HAM instead of prosciutto? Wtf?!You know pat took a photo of the cross section and knew it was so bad that he wouldnt post it. He was still stupid enough to post the burnt uncut carcass .
He of course couldnt follow directions so he left out steps. He skipped the pate and mushroom duxelles. He replaced prosciutto with ham.
It was doomed before he even put it in the oven.
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He is a fucking idiot. Why even bother making it if you are going to remove a bunch of important steps? Should have just thrown the meat in the oven by itself.Wait, stupid used HAM instead of prosciutto? Wtf?!
"we started eating and I forgot"
The entire wellington is only on one plate.
Stupid can't even spell prosciuttoWait, stupid used HAM instead of prosciutto?
He didn't even bother to trim the ends off his beans.You know pat took a photo of the cross section and knew it was so bad that he wouldnt post it. He was still stupid enough to post the burnt uncut carcass .
He of course couldnt follow directions so he left out steps. He skipped the pate and mushroom duxelles. He replaced prosciutto with ham.
It was doomed before he even put it in the oven.
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Also Niki is a vegetarian and Pat has no friends. Unless Penny Eater came over with a bib on, Pat ate that whole fuckin thing himself."we started eating and I forgot"
The entire wellington is only on one plate.
Plus Pat doesnt like his red meat that pink. So pat would have cooked it until it was grey in the center. Probably explains why it was so burnt.Dr Steve's beef Wellington looks like it eat pretty good. Pat's does not. It looks completely overdone and unappetizing. He can't do anything right!
Yep, pig eats his meat well done like trumpPlus Pat doesnt like his red meat that pink. So pat would have cooked it until it was grey in the center. Probably explains why it was so burnt.
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