Do you stare at women's breasts?

[Patrick O'Neal]

There was a woman in the supermarket carpark today with a giant pair of knockers. I saw her grab a basket so I was getting ready to strategically walk around to get a proper eyeful. But then I thought "I'm getting too old for this shit".

Also, these women must smell a rat. "Oh look, that creepy guy in sunglasses has walked past me 15 times in the last five minutes. Wonder what that's about"

I saw her again at the checkout and was thinking of mentioning to her how I had resisted the urge to get a proper thank-you. But she'd probably misconstrue that somehow - you know what women are like.

 

[Treat Yourself]

If she didn't want people to stare she'd get them cut off or wear a burqa. Me, I always go for the "this is how blind people say hello" bit and get to molesting. Kills every time.

 

[EraGodless]

There was a woman in the supermarket carpark today with a giant pair of knockers. I saw her grab a basket so I was getting ready to strategically walk around to get a proper eyeful. But then I thought "I'm getting too old for this shit".

Also, these women must smell a rat. "Oh look, that creepy guy in sunglasses has walked past me 15 times in the last five minutes. Wonder what that's about"

I saw her again at the checkout and was thinking of mentioning to her how I had resisted the urge to get a proper thank-you. But she'd probably misconstrue that somehow - you know what women are like.

You're never too old for this-

 

[Hoolies]

Of course not, especially when I'm at the store just picking up couple of cocks, maybe a hairy asshole to cornhole.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

r/LowTestosteroneAnecdotes

 

[Phish]

I frequently go way out of my way to check out a nice ass. I was at the grocery store yesterday and id seen this sexy mexican chick walking around in tight white pants and i didnt get to eye rape her quite enough to my liking, so i got out of line and acted like i forgot something just so i could come right back and stand behind her. I thought long and hard about nutting on herrr leggggggggg.

 

[Dog Eater]

Sometimes I’ll be walking with my wife and a pair of tits that I really want to stare at will walk past and it’s like holding back an unstoppable force in my neck to stop myself from turning and staring. At all other times I will stare, reposition, double back down an aisle, speed in the car, whatever I’ve got to do.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Sometimes I’ll be walking with my wife and a pair of tits that I really want to stare at will walk past and it’s like holding back an unstoppable force in my neck to stop myself from turning and staring. At all other times I will stare, reposition, double back down an aisle, speed in the car, whatever I’ve got to do.

No joke, I think men who don't stare at nice tits should get the Noble Peace Prize.

It's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to do. Like physically, on a cellular level impossible and yet we men do it every day of our goddam lives and get zero respect or appreciation.

Has a woman EVER thanked a man for not staring at her massive wrack? Has she bollocks. We suffer in silence.

 

[Dog Eater]

No joke, I think men who don't stare at nice tits should get the Noble Peace Prize.

It's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to do. Like physically, on a cellular level impossible and yet we men do it every day of our goddam lives and get zero respect or appreciation.

Has a woman EVER thanked a man for not staring at her massive wrack? Has she bollocks. We suffer in silence.

And that’s to say nothing of the COMPLETE LACK of appreciation for me not going about raping all of them.

 

[EraGodless]

No joke, I think men who don't stare at nice tits should get the Noble Peace Prize.

It's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to do. Like physically, on a cellular level impossible and yet we men do it every day of our goddam lives and get zero respect or appreciation.

Has a woman EVER thanked a man for not staring at her massive wrack? Has she bollocks. We suffer in silence.

 

[TorpidSloth]

A couple of weeks ago I intentionally missed the exit I should've taken at a roundabout just so I could double back and check out a pair of massive breasts. I don't care how creepy it looked. I've enjoyed tits since I can remember (at least 5 years old.) The day I don't want to look at them anymore will be a worrying day indeed.

 

[Phish]

What im gathering from this thread is if you DONT do this stuff, youre a fucking faggot!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really try not to leer at women because it really does have to creep them the fuck out. I remember my mom dropping me off somewhere when I was in highschool and there was a super pregnant lady pushing a stroller across the street and some dirty fucking ugly old toothless piece of shit stopped in front of her, tilted down his sunglasses and jaw-dropped STARED at her, craning his neck until he filled his spank bank. She didn't acknowledge him at all but definitely saw him. My mom was disgusted and started telling the guy he should be ashamed of himself and calling him a fucking pervert and whatnot. He was like "I didn't do nothing!" and she just kept laying into him. I was waiting for him to tell her to fuck off so I could kick his nuts into his throat but he never did.

There are times when I can't really help myself though. Don't forget, I'm the jack off twice before I get out of bed guy.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[BUBBLER]

Sometimes I’ll be walking with my wife and a pair of tits that I really want to stare at will walk past and it’s like holding back an unstoppable force in my neck to stop myself from turning and staring. At all other times I will stare, reposition, double back down an aisle, speed in the car, whatever I’ve got to do.

I'll change my route to follow a nice ass down the street.

Whatever happens after, well use your imagination

 

[BUBBLER]

I really try not to leer at women because it really does have to creep them the fuck out. I remember my mom dropping me off somewhere when I was in highschool and there was a super pregnant lady pushing a stroller across the street and some dirty fucking ugly old toothless piece of shit stopped in front of her, tilted down his sunglasses and jaw-dropped STARED at her, craning his neck until he filled his spank bank. She didn't acknowledge him at all but definitely saw him. My mom was disgusted and started telling the guy he should be ashamed of himself and calling him a fucking pervert and whatnot. He was like "I didn't do nothing!" and she just kept laying into him. I was waiting for him to tell her to fuck off so I could kick his nuts into his throat but he never did.

There are times when I can't really help myself though. Don't forget, I'm the jack off twice before I get out of bed guy.

You know that man did nothing wrong

 

[Mustard]

I was reminded of this clip yesterday after peeking at some woman’s tits

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Not bad]

No joke, I think men who don't stare at nice tits should get the Noble Peace Prize.

It's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to do. Like physically, on a cellular level impossible and yet we men do it every day of our goddam lives and get zero respect or appreciation.

Has a woman EVER thanked a man for not staring at her massive wrack? Has she bollocks. We suffer in silence.

Nice Nobel stupid.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I try to avoid eye contact. I have to look at something.