Do you remember your first blowjob?

[1073waaf]

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[1073waaf]

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Hey Tone, you hear what I said?

 

[guest]

He came pretty quickly.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It was from a deaf girl

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It was from a deaf girl

Mine was from a blind chick.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't think I've ever blown a load from a blowjob, and I've had some real good ones. I essentially have to make myself cum unless I haven't came in days.

 

[Dog Eater]

It was a 36 year old woman. When I came she rubbed the jizz on my stomach and laughed and said “messy boy”.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't, but I remember a Puerto Rican girl I dated in the 80s that would deep throat it and want me to come down her throat.
She was amazing

 

[guest]

I don't think I've ever blown a load from a blowjob, and I've had some real good ones. I essentially have to make myself cum unless I haven't came in days.

A hand job I can understand. A blow job is pretty concerning

 

[PickleRickle]

Mine was from a blonde thicc girl. It was also my first fuck. She was squirting all over the place, which I later found out was essentially just her not having control of her bladder and pissing all over me. The blowie sucked, 30 mins of meh before I told her to just suck my balls and jerk me off lol

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

New Years Eve 2004 while watching Labyrinth with David Bowie.

 

[guest]

New Years Eve 2004 while watching Labyrinth with David Bowie.

David Bowie blew you? SO jealous! SO jeaulous!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

New Years Eve 2004 while watching Labyrinth with David Bowie.

Icky Starbust

 

[guest]

Icky Starbust

Came… Fame… Get it?

 

[guest]

“Fame let’s him lose hard to swallow” takes on a whole other meaning now!

 

[guest]

Mine was from a blind chick.

And mine was just right. He was a fella!

 

[PickleRickle]

New Years Eve 2004 while watching Labyrinth with David Bowie.

Oh, great. Now that theres a date, here comes a month of "Rutherford raped a homosexual into a heterosexual on New Years Eve 2004"

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Oh, great. Now that theres a date, here comes a month of "Rutherford raped a homosexual into a heterosexual on New Years Eve 2004"

I'm just really good with dates.



Raping them. (That's a joke)
I am good at remembering dates though

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm just really good with dates.



Raping them.

Date rape lollllllll

I dont actually get what that concept even is. Can someone explain it to me? Is it just ruizing a chick into fucking after a date?