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Since they eat their own shit etc
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Do you let dogs lick your face?
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I don't even let dogs touch my legs. I fucking hate those things.
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Fuck a dog nigga
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I'd spike a dog in the end zone like Michael Vick
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No, and i've always thought that all of my friends that did were either nuts or screwing with me.
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Bet it's cleaner than your mouth
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Depending on the size of the dog I'd probably kick it in self defense. Or for fun
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Have I ever told the story about the schnauzer who ate my sweater when I was cross country skiing? I fucking hate dogs.
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It obviously didn't eat the whole thing. Just enough to be inconvenient
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you shouldn't be passed-out drunk on a ski slope, it probably thought you were a dead sheep
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No, that’s nasty.
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Fuck no. It's demeaning.
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You are gay and your accent sounds like Robert Webb. I will kick your dick once I remember how to.
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And when I say I will kick his dick I mean clean off. We have free health care and a loose legal system.
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I let dog give me kissy and I let cat give me kissy too. I'm sorry everyone.
Your legs.
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Cats are allowed to sleep on my head. It helps with migraines. Also they bite me which is fun.
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Cats are the only thing in the universe I like. I let a lot of their nonsense slide. It's like having a girlfriend that literally walks all over you.
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Sometimes they talk too. Usually saying "meow". What a confusing person they make.
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I had a cat that would chastise me every time I got high. It spoke cat language and eventually I had to close the door.
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I've had cats that were pretty quiet.