Do you know any magic tricks?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My grandfather knew how to do all kinds of crazy shit he'd stick a needle into his forehead and slap it and make you pull it out of the back of his head, he could do a bunch of sleight of hand shit, he could do the fire spitting thing, a bunch of fun stuff. The needle through the head thing freaked me out though.

He showed me how to do this thing where you wrap a loop of string around your hands in a way that when you slip one of the loops off of your thumb it makes it look exactly like you pulled the string through your neck from the back to the front. I can't remember how to do it and I'm kinda mad at myself about that. I used to blow people's minds with that at school.

 

[aRTie02150]

I can make ballon animals. A dog and giraffe.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm a wizard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can make ballon animals. A dog and giraffe.

The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff. I told her that I had a hard on for the Big Comfy Couch clown so she got the outfit and mastered a bunch of clown stuff in like 3 days for my birthday. The big finale was she sprayed a bunch of whipped cream all over her tits and then straddled me like she wanted me to lick it off and at the last second she just slammed it into my face like a pie. I miss that fucking whore sometimes.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

There's a little theater near me that a magician bought and started having magic shows at, my kid loves it. Kid has started to bunch toilet paper up in her hand and pulling it slowly out of her hand and going "it's magic! Like cards!"

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can make it look like I can remove my thumb

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff. I told her that I had a hard on for the Big Comfy Couch clown so she got the outfit and mastered a bunch of clown stuff in like 3 days for my birthday. The big finale was she sprayed a bunch of whipped cream all over her tits and then straddled me like she wanted me to lick it off and at the last second she just slammed it into my face like a pie. I miss that fucking whore sometimes.

Loonette was also an early boner bringer for me, what a trooper that girlfriend was, too bad she stabbed you and ruined a good thing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can make it look like I can remove my thumb

Holy fucking SHIT

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's a little theater near me that a magician bought and started having magic shows at, my kid loves it. Kid has started to bunch toilet paper up in her hand and pulling it slowly out of her hand and going "it's magic! Like cards!"

That's adorable.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I can make my balls appear on your mom’s chin. Ohhh!

 

[fenrir]

I'm a wizard.

We know:

 

[fenrir]

I can make it look like I can remove my thumb

That's not your thumb, you fawkin' liar.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can make my balls appear on your mom’s chin. Ohhh!

What the fuck did y- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME???

 

[UnPRePared]

The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff. I told her that I had a hard on for the Big Comfy Couch clown so she got the outfit and mastered a bunch of clown stuff in like 3 days for my birthday. The big finale was she sprayed a bunch of whipped cream all over her tits and then straddled me like she wanted me to lick it off and at the last second she just slammed it into my face like a pie. I miss that fucking whore sometimes.

You got her number?

I'll call collect.

 

[Build Black Better]

I can tuck my penis and make it look like a vagina (in Minecraft)

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff.

Should have told her to make a hot air balloon and fly away.

I told her that I had a hard on

Show don't tell.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I can make a quarter disappear and then make it seem like it was in your ear the whole time. Blow your fuckin mind.

 

[Turry]

I can make my balls appear on your mom’s chin. Ohhh!

Nothing magical about that

 

[Build Black Better]

I can make my balls appear on your mom’s chin. Ohhh!

 

[Kinderman]

What the fuck did y- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME???

He said:

I CAN MAKE MY BALLS APPEAR ON YOUR MOM’S CHIN