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Do you know any magic tricks?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
My grandfather knew how to do all kinds of crazy shit he'd stick a needle into his forehead and slap it and make you pull it out of the back of his head, he could do a bunch of sleight of hand shit, he could do the fire spitting thing, a bunch of fun stuff. The needle through the head thing freaked me out though.

He showed me how to do this thing where you wrap a loop of string around your hands in a way that when you slip one of the loops off of your thumb it makes it look exactly like you pulled the string through your neck from the back to the front. I can't remember how to do it and I'm kinda mad at myself about that. I used to blow people's minds with that at school.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
I can make ballon animals. A dog and giraffe.
The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff. I told her that I had a hard on for the Big Comfy Couch clown so she got the outfit and mastered a bunch of clown stuff in like 3 days for my birthday. The big finale was she sprayed a bunch of whipped cream all over her tits and then straddled me like she wanted me to lick it off and at the last second she just slammed it into my face like a pie. I miss that fucking whore sometimes.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
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I can make it look like I can remove my thumb
 

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff. I told her that I had a hard on for the Big Comfy Couch clown so she got the outfit and mastered a bunch of clown stuff in like 3 days for my birthday. The big finale was she sprayed a bunch of whipped cream all over her tits and then straddled me like she wanted me to lick it off and at the last second she just slammed it into my face like a pie. I miss that fucking whore sometimes.
Loonette was also an early boner bringer for me, what a trooper that girlfriend was, too bad she stabbed you and ruined a good thing.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
The crazy bitch who stabbed me could make all kinds if balloon stuff. I told her that I had a hard on for the Big Comfy Couch clown so she got the outfit and mastered a bunch of clown stuff in like 3 days for my birthday. The big finale was she sprayed a bunch of whipped cream all over her tits and then straddled me like she wanted me to lick it off and at the last second she just slammed it into my face like a pie. I miss that fucking whore sometimes.

You got her number?

I'll call collect.
 
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