Do they?

[LongIslandchomper]

Rick has never been in an actual street fight once in his life. He's just an emasculated fat cuck. Enough with the larp already.

 

[guest]

Just because your wife’s face bruises doesn’t mean you punch hard, Rick. Facial skin is very delicate!

 

[DominusOdium]

Didn't even hit his former friend who was pounding his wife. In fact, it seems he was too much of a pussy and coward to confront him at all, instead making death threats to a woman instead. Pathetic.

In the video it definitely looks more like a tantrum flail than an attempt to become Engorged Floyd in a fistfight with Milwaukee's finest.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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Rick has never been in an actual street fight once in his life. He's just an emasculated fat cuck. Enough with the larp already.

You can tell Pat has never been punched in the face.

Obese.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Eyuckkkkk

What a douche chillingly gay statement, even by Pats lofty standards

 

[CuntFucker .]

 

[HotDogJoe]

80s Action Hero Pat adds another line to the collection.

I'd honestly love to see this guy in even a 2 minute amateur boxing match. It'd be apparent immediately that he has no clue what he's doing. He'd be gassed and swinging wildly like a drunk woman within 30 seconds.

 

[guest]

Punching like a drunk womannnnnneeeeh

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It's odd that he doesn't have any specific stories about any of the numerous fights with frat bros and Nazis he's been in

 

[EraGodless]

Didn't even hit his former friend who was pounding his wife. In fact, it seems he was too much of a pussy and coward to confront him at all, instead making death threats to a woman instead. Pathetic.

In the video it definitely looks more like a tantrum flail than an attempt to become Engorged Floyd in a fistfight with Milwaukee's finest.

In my experience, what Patrick did would get you completely fucked up by the police. We know he's a sniveling pussy- but if you saw the video without knowing who Patrick is, you would definitely think he was trying to take a swing at a cop or atleast escalate it into a physical altercation.

 

[Butterknife]

 

[FranksWirecutters]

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Rick has never been in an actual street fight once in his life. He's just an emasculated fat cuck. Enough with the larp already.

Remember when we were getting the final punch a few years ago? Where has time gone?

 

[DominusOdium]

It's odd that he doesn't have any specific stories about any of the numerous fights with frat bros and Nazis he's been in

All of his stories tend to actually be "If you show up I'll hide and call the cops to neutralize you on sight, child" now.

 

[Jenna]

Isn't he moderating a Gencon panel today? Yet he's boasting online about how hard and accurately he punches.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Looks like things will be ending very quickly and very poorly for Dan come the 24th. wwawd assaulting members of the press being a threat to our democracy but also a good thing?

 

[Rudderman]

"My punches land, and land hard" reminds me of another delusional favorite, "I fight them, and I win."

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

There is no age where I could have said something like that without someone close to me making fun of me

 

[BoomerSperg]

"My punches land, and land hard" reminds me of another delusional favorite, "I fight them, and I win."

We work for pat now and have for years.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He looked and sounded like a big fat toddler throwing a tantrum because he didn't want to eat his vegetables, brush his teeth, or go to bed. Fucking retarded manbaby.

 

[AntSucks]

Leave now and NEVER return!