Do my followers want my beginner gun advise ?

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure this will be great.

 

[guest]

Coming from a guy who learned nothing between the ages of 5 - 18.

 

[EraGodless]

Im sure this will be great.

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My following. Nigga, thinks he's fucking Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite.

 

[1073waaf]

“The NRA & it’s manufacturers” what the fuck does that even mean? Also how does buying a gun enrich the NRA?

 

[guest]

Here comes a 26 tweet thread about guns because "my followers demanded it."

 

[Mike Glyer]

Here comes a 26 tweet thread about guns because "my followers demanded it."

"Is this something my followers want to learn about?"
Silence. 1 like from Nikkki.
"OK, so here's a little history lesson before I give my full answer..." 1/48

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" After you got your new gun. You are going to want to go on amazon and order the cheapest chinese junk to attach to it."

 

[Meownaw]

These people are hopeless.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Nigga just buy a 9mm pistol. Consider pointing it at your head and pulling the trigger as well.

 

[guest]

Hush children he told us he was a conservative, I feel foolish I doubted him.

 

[guest]

Nigga just buy a 9mm pistol. Consider pointing it at your head and pulling the trigger as well.

He'd fail, like that guy from Thinner and Seinfeld and shit himself, just this time he'd be soiled and have a head wound.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Pistol Pat has perfected his aim with years of shooting the tv with his (labeled) Nerf gun

 

[SFWA liaison]

if by "his followers" he means us, then yes please do embarrass yourself for our amusement Piggy

reminder that this obese creatures that live-tweets every moment of his life has posted zero evidence of shooting anything or spending a minute at a gun range since that flabby fatty arm and triple-chin video

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

My following. Nigga, thinks he's fucking Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite.

Pat would for sure be on the bottom of the bunk bed in an Applewhite situation.

Imagine getting suited up in Nike gear for suicide just to have that fat tub of lard come crashing down on you after you ingest poison.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

Pat’s Simp Militia

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My following. Nigga, thinks he's fucking Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite.

We can only hope for a similar ending

 

[EraGodless]

Pat would for sure be on the bottom of the bunk bed in an Applewhite situation.

Imagine getting suited up in Nike gear for suicide just to have that fat tub of lard come crashing down on you after you ingest poison.

He's too stupid and lazy to have been in Heaven's Gate. They all had jobs and there was zero time for playing with Star Wars toys.

 

[EraGodless]

Pat’s Simp Militia

Simper Fi, child.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My following. Nigga, thinks he's fucking Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite.

Marshmallow Apple Pie.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

if by "his followers" he means us, then yes please do embarrass yourself for our amusement Piggy

reminder that this obese creatures that live-tweets every moment of his life has posted zero evidence of shooting anything or spending a minute at a gun range since that flabby fatty arm and triple-chin video

That was a lesbian, child.