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I dunno but I once saw a midget and fucking hell she had some form of magnetism about her. Like in comedies where everyone stops and goes gooey eyes when a beautiful woman walks in the room I couldn't take my eyes off her. She legitimately seemed to glide not walk.
It's always stuck with me that moment
She had old lady grey hair. It wasn't a sexual magnetism just something intangible about itThat was probably just a child.
They prefer midget men so that they know they’re not just being targeted by a fetishist. Jokes on them when it comes to midget men with a midget fetish though.
That was probably just a child.
Just strike up a conversation with him by tussling his hair.No idea, but there’s a midget I see around town and he’s married to a regular sized woman. They have a daughter and she’s a midget too.
I’ve been trying to befriend him so I can ask him questions about being a midget but it’s progressing slower than I’d like.
Shouldn't be too hard considering you're 5'6, he probably sees you guys as equals.I’ve been trying to befriend him so I can ask him questions about being a midget but it’s progressing slower than I’d like.
I wear lifts so I’m 5’8” on the street. Nice try with the sass though.Shouldn't be too hard considering you're 5'6, he probably sees you guys as equals.
ROBBIE THE RETARD RAPERWomen never stop being women. Of course they don’t want midget men, they want a 6’3 Chad. Women aren’t sentient.
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I do know they have midget conventions where they meet up and marry off.
She got a big ole midget booty?Not all of em.
There’s this midget bitch who works with me, and she was telling me about these guys she was with. One she had a psychotic daughter with, and the guy ended up eating a bullet. Probably because he came to the realization that he fucked a midget and had a psycho daughter.
She once told me someone was hitting on her, and I almost busted up laughing. Whoever it was, had really low standards.
It’s the foreheads that fuck me up. Can’t deal with that shit.Midgets repulse me, I can't find them attractive. There's that proportional midget porn star named tiny texie, I could do her, but she looks like an actual space alien now.
You keep that equity smile and mullenmaxx, lil' Tardviscel…Women never stop being women. Of course they don’t want midget men, they want a 6’3 Chad. Women aren’t sentient.
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