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Divorcing Flava Flav in February, funsters.

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Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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Once I do my taxes, that bitch is getting kicked to the curb, funsters.

Went on a date Friday with the second, better squeeze and it went wonderfully. She's Latina too, but no penis. She's the reverse of @Honey Badger 's girl. Instead of tits, she's all ass and hips but not fat. And she doesn't scrub crusted shit off toilet bowls with her fingernails.
 

chocolatehellhole

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Does this one come coal free?
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Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated
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Once I do my taxes, that bitch is getting kicked to the curb, funsters.

Went on a date Friday with the second, better squeeze and it went wonderfully. She's Latina too, but no penis. She's the reverse of @Honey Badger 's girl. Instead of tits, she's all ass and hips but not fat. And she doesn't scrub crusted shit off toilet bowls with her fingernails.
It looks like being Dan Mullen for so long has taken its toll on you.
 
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Puta que pariu!

Good job, brotherman. Remember to remove the knives from the house before breaking the news.
In all honesty, I'm more concerned about being stabbed with her dickster and I bleed to death from an intestinal tear, funster.
You never told Flavster about scrub brushes and cleaning products, did you? Solid bit.
She developed this cleaning technique in the Brazilian rainforest with scooping up Anaconda shit to season her coxinha.
This is true. Brazillians are just one step below Columbians in terms of craziness
They're rascals with straight hair, badgster.

The new funsta is half White/PR. So she's already Whiter than 90% of this forum.
 

Say “Cookie”

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Once I do my taxes, that bitch is getting kicked to the curb, funsters.

Went on a date Friday with the second, better squeeze and it went wonderfully. She's Latina too, but no penis. She's the reverse of @Honey Badger 's girl. Instead of tits, she's all ass and hips but not fat. And she doesn't scrub crusted shit off toilet bowls with her fingernails.

Dan keeps on winning.
 

Stent

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She speaks perfect English, and only a little Spanish, Stentster. She was raised in Texas and moved to Kingston when she was 8 years old.

I'm sick of speaking to Flava Flav in a higher tone, thinking she'll understand it.
That's a good balance. You don't need the constant stream of jibber jabber, but a nice lil "Oh, papister!" once in awhile ain't too bad.
 

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Flavia been talking to Rui P. Alves at 888-273-9903 and [email protected] A native of Portugal, he speaks fluent Portuguese and Spanish.

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You will be preemptively served New Year's eve HHBrotherster...
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