Did Rick get a job as a bouncer??

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AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
He's employed!

I'm happy for you, Patrick. Song of the thread is "Yeah" by Usher, featuring Lil Jon and Ludacris. Because you're an usher, but that's a good thing! Yeah! Yeah!
WATCH OUT MY LAWSUITS RIDICULOUS
IN MY MARVEL SHIRT WIT MY HUGE TITS AND GUT
AND BANG, I BLOW MONEY I GOT TRIVIAL SUMS
DEY LIKE "HOW THE FUCK HE GET DAT HE A UNEMPLOYED BUM!?"
AND I AINT NEVER LIE CHILD I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH
SO ILL SATISFY THAT KRINSKY STATUTE
SO GIMME THEM NIGLET CHILDREN AND ILL GRIND EM UP SLOW
SEE I GRAB EM BY THE NECK AND START WITH THE TOES
I LEFT MY TRIUMPH AND I HOPPED IN THE STANG
SEE IM MARRIED BUT RICK STAY BURIED IN STRANGE
OW! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? LEGAL FEES ARE AT OVER 100 THOUUUSSSSAANND!
I LIKE TO DRINK BUT I LOVE TO EAT
IM OBESE WATCHIN NIKI FUCK TYRESE
SEE I LOVE MEATLOAF I LOVE CHEESE AND BREAD
YOU KNOW I PASS OUT ON DA COUCH CUZ I CANT SLEEP IN THE BED!

-Losercris
 
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Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
Here's what actually happened. Rick got a small gig being the usher just checking tickets for an event. Of course, he starts having tough guy Rick fantasies where he has to screen everyone to make sure no one is an unvaxxed nazi atalker. Of course he finds one, but then of course they have to back down and Rick has to show how much of a good guy he is by buying the girl a drink.

In other words, 90% of this is bullshit and Rick is fat.
 
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