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Did Joe “anyone can do it” Cumia ever lose the weight?

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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍

(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
 

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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍

(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
Why did he all-caps GREAT like he’s Tony the Tiger?
 
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He did actually. Someone posted a recent photo of him on here not too long ago and he definitely looked significantly thinner. Could have also been AIDS though (no offense, AIDS patients).
Considering he literally failed an HIV test and hangs out at meat-market style gay clubs (no Cosmos and cabaret for Joe, it's a sweaty leather daddy warehouse vibe for him every time) I'd say it's practically a guarantee that he has the AIDS
 

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In a few of his recent pan handling photos it looks like he’s cut some weight but it is hard to tell if he’s fitter or just sickly because he wears the same clothes. If I was guessing I’d say he lost his bloat from drinking and eating salt.
 
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That's exactly what I've always wondered!!

And, why the eff did he feel the need to even post it in the first place? Just go about your business and lose the weight without telling the whole world, you numskull.

Hilarious 😂🤣

He said it (on day one of his diet) to assure himself he was doing the right things. He's like a wishy-washy woman who needs constant affirmation from both others and himself. That's what all his tweets are about.
 

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He said it (on day one of his diet) to assure himself he was doing the right things. He's like a wishy-washy woman who needs constant affirmation from both others and himself. That's what all his tweets are about.
Black rifle coffee in a mug that lets everyone know I have a guitar.
 
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Like most keto-ers he probably lost a respectable amount of weight then gained it all back sans the muscle mass
 
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