Did his fat face turn all red when he sucked Mama Raven's tits?

[guest]

....

Maybe he was just fussy and farty naturally and Mama Raven felt weird having her nipples in a retarded piglet's mouth.

 

[SFWA liaison]

My guess is that he would've been able to tolerate regular breast milk, but Raven's tits were diseased and producing poison.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

It's so astonishing that Fatrick has a personal connection to every issue of the day that he can oink about and get pity points for or clout points for... Its so amazing that one person would have that many countless things fall into place in the universe over and over and over again to be a vital part of all these issues...

Guess what Spunkbag... Me ma didn't breastfeed me or me sisters. She kept the springs in hers. Me sister didn't either. There was no crusade about Nestle or anything like that or raising SJW issues or trying insert yourself into a thing for clout...

We were fed, kept warm, loved and raised... Just because Mama Raven couldn't give you the tit doesn't make you any better or worse or unique or something....billions... Billions of kids have been bottle fed. You can't claim you were the first or most special...

Although if Mama Raven was cracking barometers and pouring into your bottles it might make sense.

 

[captain_kamala]

that's just an excuse she made so she wouldn't have to try to breastfeed.

 

[guest]

that's just an excuse she made so she wouldn't have to try to breastfeed.

She saw his disgusting fish lips and all maternal instincts went out the window and she get yucked out.

 

[HotDogJoe]

that's just an excuse she made so she wouldn't have to try to breastfeed.

She not only denied him of the nutrition his little oinklet brain needed but also fucked him up in his school years by being there to run to every time any of the other kids said something mean to him.

No wonder 1.7's thinkin' meats are so screwy as an adult.

Also fat.

 

[guest]

that's just an excuse she made so she wouldn't have to try to breastfeed.

Papa Clown took over in that department. "There ya go, Patrick... suck the tip... get the milk."

 

[guest]

See I'd always heard that she breast fed him till he was 15, which explains why he missed so many classes freshman year, and had something to do with why he sniffs women's toilets. But I could be wrong.

 

[NoBacon]

Breastmilk has antibodies that help keep babies healthy, you can even clear up baby eye infections with a drop of breastmilk. Formula is basically powdered milk with a shit ton of sugar and so much soy it's feminizing baby boys. It's also linked to lower IQ. Fatrick is a formula baby and no one should be surprised he's a natural raised soypig. *

*Stolen kiwifarms comment from the pigs thread

 

[1073waaf]

Mama raven produces spoiled milk.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

that's just an excuse she made so she wouldn't have to try to breastfeed.

I bet even though he was incapable of language he argued as a baby...
And you know he was a greedy noisy little cunt who thankfully wasn't on the tit because he was 100%.one of those weird little nutcases who wants 'bawbaw' when they are 13

 

[guest]

Breastmilk has antibodies that help keep babies healthy, you can even clear up baby eye infections with a drop of breastmilk. Formula is basically powdered milk with a shit ton of sugar and so much soy it's feminizing baby boys. It's also linked to lower IQ. Fatrick is a formula baby and no one should be surprised he's a natural raised soypig. *

*Stolen kiwifarms comment from the pigs thread

Mama Raven attached a camelbak of Mountain Dew to her breasts.

 

[guest]

Shame he wasn't born in ancient Sparta. They would have tossed him off that cliff.

To be fair he might've been "allergic" to Mama Raven's margarita flavoured breast milk.

 

[Will Tate]

You weren't allergic to breastmilk, pig, Mama Raven was just an unrepentant drunk. Just like her special important little 1.7 boy.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It's been said before Pat is one of those turtles that had no business making it to the sea, he would have been one of the retarded ones that get stuck in the six pack plastic if left to his own devices

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He should’ve starved.

 

[Ladynyahh]

He should’ve starved.

He's making up for his malnourishment as a child by eating and drinking everything in sight now

 

[RoTheHo69]

Old mama ravens saggy tits have nipples like leather, she could breastfeed a pitbull but the milk is curdled and smells like vomit.

 

[guest]

This is his actual mom, right? Lol

 

[Will Tate]

This is his actual mom, right? LolView attachment 40619

Fucking barnyard animals, the whole curdled bloodline.