Did Hefty Science Fiction Author Patrick S. Tomlinson Plagiarize His Upcoming Book?

[NoBaconEggCheese]

Any way a brotherman can still get his hands on this hilarity?

I don’t think anyone would begrudge the guy with the pdf sending it people individually till it’s back up

 

[The Midnight Storquer]

No Child: The Rick Tomlinson Story

I like the double entendre

 

[Patty's Arrester]

Any way a brotherman can still get his hands on this hilarity?

No child

 

[Null Should Kill Himself]

Any way a brotherman can still get his hands on this hilarity?

Rumor is Owen took the book down just to make people want it more. I'm sure it will be back up soon with a higher price point.

It's like the Dutch and their stupid fucking tulips.

 

[bantadant]

A Christmas Carnage PDF
Fuck this Nigger hosting site

Try this one you car crashing motherfuckers:

Second Attempt

 

[Udders]

A Christmas Carnage PDF

Says it's deleted?

Edit: second upload attempt works.

 

[admin]

has Rick tried to dmca chatgpt yet?

Sure, here's an example of dialogue in the style of Patrick S. Tomlinson, featuring a transgender space crab, a parody of Donald Trump, and a spaceship getting repossessed:

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, I've dealt with some tough customers in my time, but this, this is something else," said the parody of Donald Trump, gesturing towards the space crab. "I mean, who would have thought? A transgender space crab. It's just unbelievable. Sad!"The crowd, a mix of humans and aliens, booed and jeered at the politician's remarks.But the space crab, Kralek, was unfazed. "My gender identity is not up for debate, Mr. Trump," they said, their voice dripping with disdain. "And I assure you, I am quite real.

"The parody of Trump laughed, "Oh, I believe you're real all right. But that doesn't mean you should be allowed to exist. We need to make the galaxy great again and that means getting rid of the freaks and weirdos."Suddenly, a group of aliens dressed in suits approached the crowd. One of them spoke up, "Excuse me, but we are here to repossess this spaceship, as the owner has defaulted on their loan."The crowd looks surprised and some of them recognize the spaceship as Kralek's.Kralek's eyestalks went straight, "I will not be erased. I exist, and I deserve the same rights and respect as anyone else, and that includes the right to own property.

"The crowd erupted into cheers, drowning out the parody of Trump's protests and the repossession agents, who eventually left. And from that day forward, Kralek and the inhabitants of the galaxy worked together to fight against bigotry, discrimination, and economic injustice.

 

[admin]

Sure, here's an example of dialogue in a more sarcastic tone, featuring a transgender space crab, a parody of Donald Trump, a spaceship getting repossessed, and an Olive Garden in space

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, this is just fantastic, I can't believe my luck," said the parody of Donald Trump, gesturing towards the space crab. "I mean, who would have thought? A transgender space crab, in space, just what we needed. Another thing to be tolerant about. Isn't that special?"

The crowd, a mix of humans and aliens, rolled their eyes and groaned at the politician's remarks.But the space crab, Kralek, was unimpressed. "My gender identity is not a punchline, Mr. Trump," they said, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "And I assure you, I am quite real, and quite fabulous.

"The parody of Trump laughed, "Oh, I believe you're real all right. But that doesn't mean you should be allowed to exist. We need to make space great again and that means getting rid of the freaks and weirdos.

"Suddenly, a group of aliens dressed in suits approached the crowd. One of them spoke up, "Excuse us, but we are here to repossess this spaceship, as the owner has defaulted on their loan.

Again."The crowd looks surprised and some of them recognize the spaceship as Kralek's.Kralek sighed, "Oh great, just what I needed, yet another reason to hate Mondays."The crowd erupted into laughter, drowning out the parody of Trump's protests and the repossession agents, who eventually left.

And just as people were about to dispersed one of them suggested "Hey, anyone up for some unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden in space? "The crowd erupted in joy and they all head to Olive Garden in space, the newest and the only Olive Garden in the galaxy

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

has Rick tried to dmca chatgpt yet?

"Son, I'm not sure whether to be disappointed that you spent any amount of time creating this or if I should be angry you subjected us to it."
-tommy and myself in agreement about two different things

 

[Blacknigger Jones]

It’s funnier to sell it for a dollar on Amazon/gumroad etc than distribute it for free, but we can always distribute it out for free if needs be.

He’s a big fat loser either way. That doesn’t change.

It needs to sell on Amazon because then it can be ranked alongside Fatso's books. Anyone who doesn't want to cough up 99 cents should honestly off themselves.

 

[Harry Kilmer]

It has to be on Amazon simply because that is where it will irritate Patrick the most. That’s it.

 

[OopsieDoodles]

this piece of literary history needs a new edition post haste

 

[Fred from Brookryn]

This novel is far more readable than anything ever written by Johnson. I can actually follow what the fuck is going on.

 

[Richard Stalkins]

Any updates on the DMCA?

 

[NigelCumia]

The mayor's greeting to Tim and his Trans friend made me literally Lol. I'm so glad I snagged this while I could.