Did he ever get that signing in?

[guest]

 

[guest]

This dude not only thought that

A. People buy his books

But that

B. He sold enough books to have signings in random cities

Most delusional motherfucker to ever walk the planet.

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

Imagine how awkward that would be. You work at a book store that nobody frequents. Some weirdo claiming to be an accomplished author who you've never heard of asks if he can hold a signing. "Uhh sure" you say. A couple hours later, this fat tub of shit shows up with 4 Sharpies and sits down at one of the tables. Stays for an agonizing couple of hours just diddling away on his phone. Eventually gets up and mumbles some excuse, like "S-sorry my publisher advertised the wrong store" before scurrying away.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Imagine how awkward that would be. You work at a book store that nobody frequents. Some weirdo claiming to be an accomplished author who you've never heard of asks if he can hold a signing. "Uhh sure" you say. A couple hours later, this fat tub of shit shows up with 4 Sharpies and sits down at one of the tables. Stays for an agonizing couple of hours just diddling away on his phone. Eventually gets up and mumbles some excuse, like "S-sorry my publisher advertised the wrong store" before scurrying away.

Was Pat's brother outside inviting people for a coffee and debate over SPEACH!!!?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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As a loser who loves going to small book stores while traveling let me tell you that I've never seen one of Pat's books in the wild. I check everywhere I go to no avail. I would love to have heard that phone conversation or watched him stroll into a bookstore in Los Angeles with his box of books, thinking he could just set up an event on the spot. It would have had a smaller turnout than Cumia's signing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As a loser who loves going to small book stores while traveling let me tell you that I've never seen one of Pat's books in the wild. I check everywhere I go to no avail. I would love to have heard that phone conversation or watched him stroll into a bookstore in Los Angeles with his box of books, thinking he could just set up an event on the spot. It would have had a smaller turnout than Cumia's signing.

I can see him calling a place like Book Soup on Sunset which is known for celebrity book signing events and getting the “who?” Response.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

As a loser who loves going to small book stores while traveling let me tell you that I've never seen one of Pat's books in the wild. I check everywhere I go to no avail. I would love to have heard that phone conversation or watched him stroll into a bookstore in Los Angeles with his box of books, thinking he could just set up an event on the spot. It would have had a smaller turnout than Cumia's signing.

I do the same thing, whether its a small bookstore, one of the few remaining big box bookstores, all the used bookstores that just cartons of crap, I am always looking for Tomlinson. Never once have I seen one of his books. The book that Ooga edited is everywhere though just to show how useless Jen is as a writer.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Was Pat's brother outside inviting people for a coffee and debate over SPEACH!!!?

I’m Patrick’s LITTLE BROTHER, does anyone have anything to say to me?!

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I’m Patrick’s LITTLE BROTHER, does anyone have anything to say to me?!

Your older brother is a fat faggot with bich tits.

 

[N64 Cube]

How many Cons has he been to since the one where he had his Elon Musk is full of shit presentation?