Did drunk driving Pat hit and run a cop?

[FranksWirecutters]

https://www.wisn.com/article/milwaukee-county-deputy-injured-in-hit-and-run-accident/44319726

Feeling frisky after getting 200 likes on a tweet. Decides to take his 3 cylinder rust bucket (3 aren't working) on one last joyride before it's seized to pay Quasi. Sees a cop and flashes back to his embarrassing encounter that exposed his inverted dick.

It all adds up. Think about it

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm not ready to move this into the 100% confirmed column but I'm leaning towards Pat being responsible and will be keeping an eye on it.

 

[RickReternal]

Seems likely. He despises authority. Only question outstanding is whether he did it deliberately or if it was indeed an accident.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

If the cop was black the likelihood of Pat doing this quadruples

 

[porquedealer]

All I'm saying is, the cops are round Tomlinson's place a lot, whilst there, they could check it out, ask a few questions.
I'm not accusing Pat of anything, just suggesting an efficient use of police time.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Wasn’t there a newspaper article decades ago saying Tommy was involved in a DUI and someone died? The fat apple doesn’t seem to fall far from the gay tree.

 

[RickReternal]

Wasn’t there a newspaper article decades ago saying Tommy was involved in a DUI and someone died? The fat apple doesn’t seem to fall far from the gay tree.

Pat does talk a lot about wanting to make his dad proud…the picture is becoming clearer.

 

[guest]

Yes child no child

 

[N64 Cube]

Funny there’s an ad about belly fat in that article

 

[guest]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a fat tub of shit