Did Art Garfunkel pick the cover for BOTW to humiliate Paul Simon?

[Guest]

If so, alpha move.

He knew Paul was insecure about his height. In fact he once told him “You’ll never sing like me and you’ll never be as tall as me”

Paul is still insecure about his height to this day and brings it up often.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Paul Simon has the funniest comb over since the Hundred Year's War.

Little nigga grew a Dutch Boy Paint can hair cut so women wouldn't look at his bald spot.

 

[johnnynoname]

"LIIIIIIKKKEEEEE A BRIDGE OVER TROOUBLED JIZZZZZZZZ"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember reading one of those reddit threads about people running into celebrities and someone said they saw Art Garfunkel weirdly stop and get distracted by something as he was crossing the street and they yelled "Get the fuck out of the way, Garfunkel!" at him. Made me laugh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also remember seeing Paul Simon on SNL one time and his guitar was legit about the same size as him, it was fucking hilarious.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

You Can Call Me Al is one of my most hated songs ever.

 

[Build Black Better]

Reminds me of when Trump towered over Hillary, literally and figuratively, in the 2016 debate. Alpha move.

Waaahhh, he made your skin crawl. GOOD. Now you know how America feels every time we have to hear your shrill voice or your cackle or simply look at your geriatric bulldog face.

Saying that Trump's posturing made her skin crawl was a dog whistle for her "all men are rapists, especially alpha males" demographic.

 

[Guest]

You Can Call Me Al is one of my most hated songs ever.

I used to go to this MEGA FAGGOT bar in Chicago called The Hangge Uppe, they would play that song 3x a night

 

[wbgreen]

You Can Call Me Al is one of my most hated songs ever.

It's nothing without the Chevy Chase music video.

 

[johnnynoname]

for the record, I don't know if that song goes like that

 

[Build Black Better]

for the record,

this nigga

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I used to go to this MEGA FAGGOT bar in Chicago called The Hangge Uppe, they would play that song 3x a night

If they also played Higher Love by Steve Winwood, it would be actual hell for me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

WWAWD bleecker street

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

You Can Call Me Al is one of my most hated songs ever.

"songs"

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I used to go to this MEGA FAGGOT bar in Chicago called The Hangge Uppe, they would play that song 3x a night

"song"

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

It's nothing without the Chevy Chase music video.

"music"

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

for the record, I don't know if that song goes like that

"record"

 

[johnnynoname]

I am Literally AIDS rn

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

WWAWD bleecker street

At least its not blinker street.

"LIIIIIIKKKEEEEE A BRIDGE OVER TROOUBLED JIZZZZZZZZ"

The Sound of Semen

 

[johnnynoname]

"IIIIII WILL LAY ME DOWN"