Did anyone message Pat between 2am and 6pm EST Monday?

[BudDickman]

How did he respond?

Every response since the discovery of the shooting call has made mention of the supposed swatting. But I'm pretty sure he engaged with the Lizard King in that time frame and made no mention of any swatting.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Imagine him cuffed in his Legend of Zelda robe just dying because he hears incoming texts and can't immediately type "no you are stlaker"

 

[HotDogJoe]

in his Legend of Zelda robe

I hadn't even considered he'd be wearing a wacky, novelty robe but that's definitely going to be the case.

Jesus that bodycam footage has the potential to 10x funnier even than Joe's court appearance.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What kind of faggot trapezes around in a bathrobe. This isn’t 1970 Piggy. When I get out of the shower, I use a towel and dry off. Then I put in whatever, usually a T-shirt and pair of basketball shorts. And that’s what I wear in the house. Never wear it away from the house.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What kind of faggot trapezes around in a bathrobe. This isn’t 1970 Piggy. When I get out of the shower, I use a towel and dry off. Then I put in whatever, usually a T-shirt and pair of basketball shorts. And that’s what I wear in the house. Never wear it away from the house.

He thought he was being cute and ironic by LARPing as Dr.Who.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

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this 'man' has extra chromosomes

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

this 'man' has extra chromosomes

Only 23 child, isn’t that normal? Anyway, I’m going to enjoy what happens to you nexttttttt.

 

[VizioDash]

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Hugh Heifer strikes again

 

[Brooke Shields]

What kind of faggot trapezes around in a bathrobe. This isn’t 1970 Piggy. When I get out of the shower, I use a towel and dry off. Then I put in whatever, usually a T-shirt and pair of basketball shorts. And that’s what I wear in the house. Never wear it away from the house.

I think I know why you don't use a robe, do you happen to have a job? Somewhere to be after showering? Needing to put on real clothes?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think I know why you don't use a robe, do you happen to have a job? Somewhere to be after showering? Needing to put on real clothes?

All of the above most days yes lol.

Robes are associated with sluffing off, or a mob boss picking up his morning paper in my world.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Only 23 child, isn’t that normal?

Wrong as always, atalker, I have more chromosomes than you can possibly imagine.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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What a wacky and successful man

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think I got a robe as a Christmas gift years ago and I think I wore it once in the winter when I was sick with the flu but haven’t had a reason to wear it since. Him wearing a robe in the summer is even weirder, not even basketball shorts or something normal. He’s an odd duck that is quite fat

 

[guest]

Hugh Heifer strikes again

Huge Hefner

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

You aren't Martin Freeman in Hitchhiker's Guide, Patrick. You're just a fat deadbeat dad

 

[guest]

Imagine him cuffed in his Legend of Zelda robe just dying because he hears incoming texts and can't immediately type "no you are atalker"

If you’re not a mustache faced throw pillow 70’s pornstar you shouldn’t be in a robe with no clothes on, you sick faggot fuck Tomlinson.

Time runs low, bitch on Annabelle hearing all about her fake father on the internet about his fake life.

tl;dr Gay

 

[guest]

You aren't Martin Freeman in Hitchhiker's Guide, Patrick. You're just a fat deadbeat dad

This guy is still oddly more masculine than Fat

 

[Harry Powell]

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The shape of his head will never lose its ability to shock me

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Bathrobed Rick taking creepy selfies in a public establishment with kids running around, but Ponald Flump is the pedophile?