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dice newest comeback, THIS is the one

Zombie247

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Fuck him. Dirty Kike.

Stole the Nursery rhymes bit from Otto Petersen. Made plenty of money from it.

He didn't have the decency to give Otto the time of day at Jim Florentine's wedding. Like he's below him. Otto said he just wanted a bit of a catch up.

David Copperfield mentioned it without naming Dice. He made money from his bit. Otto was too easy going about it.

Fuck Dice.
 

Smeckler's Powder

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Fuck him. Dirty Kike.

Stole the Nursery rhymes bit from Otto Petersen. Made plenty of money from it.

He didn't have the decency to give Otto the time of day at Jim Florentine's wedding. Like he's below him. Otto said he just wanted a bit of a catch up.

David Copperfield mentioned it without naming Dice. He made money from his bit. Otto was too easy going about it.

Fuck Dice.

Never heard that before. Remind me the bitches name in your avatar, haven't seen her forever
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Fuck him. Dirty Kike.

Stole the Nursery rhymes bit from Otto Petersen. Made plenty of money from it.

He didn't have the decency to give Otto the time of day at Jim Florentine's wedding. Like he's below him. Otto said he just wanted a bit of a catch up.

David Copperfield mentioned it without naming Dice. He made money from his bit. Otto was too easy going about it.

Fuck Dice.
Otto said it on OnA. Norton never heard about it, genuinely. @Lamont & Tonelli told me that was a bit on some band’s cd even years prior to that. I think it’s a stupid fucking bit anyways.
Don't worry everyone, he came back the next day to shoehorn in his old nursery rhymes
If it makes you feel better he can’t stand doing them and will often ask if people want to hear them then walk off the stage. My aunt and uncle saw him a few months ago.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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That's hilarious. Sad bastard.
On The Day the Laughter Died you can get a hint of his disdain for them. I should add that he does the walk off thing after doing an hour or so. Everyone applauds and cheers then he walks off the stage haha. It’s not like he’s walking off all huffy after 20 minutes.
 

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On The Day the Laughter Died you can get a hint of his disdain for them. I should add that he does the walk off thing after doing an hour or so. Everyone applauds and cheers then he walks off the stage haha. It’s not like he’s walking off all huffy after 20 minutes.
I's figuring. I wonder who's idea it was for him to come back the second Kill Tony night. Him thinking he didn't crush properly the day before? Tony?

I keep meaning to listen to Day the Lafta Died, somehow haven't gotten around to it yet. I've heard it's 3 hours of him bombing and trying to walk the crowd? Perhaps I'll listen to it on my next road trip.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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I's figuring. I wonder who's idea it was for him to come back the second Kill Tony night. Him thinking he didn't crush properly the day before? Tony?

I keep meaning to listen to Day the Lafta Died, somehow haven't gotten around to it yet. I've heard it's 3 hours of him bombing and trying to walk the crowd? Perhaps I'll listen to it on my next road trip.
I saw the short clip of his set but I don’t follow Tony’s podcast at all so I can’t speak to that. The set was okay. The first one is hilarious but I would skip the second one unless you end up absolutely loving the first one. It’s definitely not three hours either haha. He lays it on a little too thick in the second one. First one is more subtle and he actually gets some laughs.
 
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I saw the short clip of his set but I don’t follow Tony’s podcast at all so I can’t speak to that. The set was okay. The first one is hilarious but I would skip the second one unless you end up absolutely loving the first one. It’s definitely not three hours either haha. He lays it on a little too thick in the second one. First one is more subtle and he actually gets some laughs.
It’s a shame nobody talks about this album, especially with anti-comedy being so en vogue for a while there, because it really is something. He’s essentially doing what Tim Heidecker did with his standup special, only it’s much ballsier because everyone in Tim’s audience was in on the joke.
 
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