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Describe your perfect life

NortheastPhilly

Shock Jock
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31,505
-Wake up and go to work
-Install electrical devices while listening to O&A
-Take lunchbreak at the bar with the boys, toss back a couple High Lifes
-Get off work, beat off, take nap
-Go to gym
-Make steak on cast iron skillet for dinner
-Shitpost on the forums, the org, and twitter burner

Oh wait I already live the perfect life
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
Forum Clout
22,548
- Living in a beach area
- Car collection I actually drive and race
- Shredded, get to feel my beautiful body each morning as I rub on my tanning lotion
- Best friends with @johnnynoname who is also shredded
- Can help @johnnynoname apply suntan lotion to him if needed
- likewise, @johnnynoname can apply suntan lotion to me as well
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DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
Forum Clout
52,082
- Living in a beach area
- Car collection I actually drive and race
- Shredded, get to feel my beautiful body each morning as I rub on my tanning lotion
- Best friends with @johnnynoname who is also shredded
- Can help @johnnynoname apply suntan lotion to him if needed
- likewise, @johnnynoname can apply suntan lotion to me as well

Your dream life is living like a Hulkamaniac and having fun with your family and friends.
 
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