Delusions of Grandeur: The richest man in the world is suppressing MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick, what are you doing, you're nothing like this guy.

Look how many sweet sweet followers he has:

Compared to a 5 year older piggletits account:

Dave the queer has been bleeding followers, definitely being throttled:

Patrick on the otherhand has found the cure to losing bots followers:

just tweet 3k times in a month, that's what your followers want! Why else would they be following you!
Give them content stupid!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

These retards dont want to pay for the service and are complaining about not getting enough activity. It's not a secret why. You chose this you dummies.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Twitter isn't important

 

[CuntFucker .]

That guy acts and writes like a goofy woman

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nigger

 

[MonsterSteve]

Do you think Pat has ever heard of the saying 'less is more'?

 

[HoraceStanker]

Rick makes this guy and his half-assed effort 394 tweets look like a lazy n-word.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Do you think Pat has ever heard of the saying 'less is more'?

I’m sure Ade tried to comfort him with those words the first time she saw Pat’s faucet pee-pee.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

These retards dont want to pay for the service and are complaining about not getting enough activity.

The degree of entitlement they feel absolutely justified in possessing is dwarfed only by the weight of their gelatinous bodies. I’m surprised Pat hasn’t started referring to himself as an anti-fascism activist whose efforts Elon is hellbent on thwarting.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'm so glad he never succeeded. It looked like he might for a while back when he was getting all the viral tweets and got that 3 book deal. Weirder things than pig's dogshit books being made into a show/movie have happened but now it'll never happen. If by some miracle he ever looked like getting any real success, he'd just be cancelled immediately due to all his "I'll rape your mom/women deserve to be beaten" tweets.

This is your bed, piggy. You have made it, now lie in it. No success for your ever. Hoolis for us, forever.

Oink oink oink oink

 

[guest]

Patrick has gotten single digit interactions on 99% of his tweets since long before Elon took over.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Do you think Pat has ever heard of the saying 'less is more'?

He definitely doesn't apply this to his food intake