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So he could play tough guy like he's been doing for 40 yearsWhy the fuck was he even there?
I mean, take a look at just how many not just bad, but absolute shit movies he's been in since the 2000's. He has no sense of quality control at allI can't remember who said it but it was something like "De Niro is a genius when he's got the right script and right director. If he isn't being told what to say and what to do, it becomes quickly apparent that he is, in fact, a moron."
I read that in the late 90s he was so massively over leveraged from his Tribeca holdings that he basically said to his agents "I've done the respected artist thing, it's time to get paid." Hence Rocky and Bullwinkle etc.I mean, take a look at just how many not just bad, but absolute shit movies he's been in since the 2000's. He has no sense of quality control at all
There was a famous story of him getting into a fight with his wife and he yelled “If you didn’t spend so much I wouldn’t have to do so many shitty movies!”I read that in the late 90s he was so massively over leveraged from his Tribeca holdings that he basically said to his agents "I've done the respected artist thing, it's time to get paid." Hence Rocky and Bullwinkle etc.
At least she gave him good-looking kids, right?He's just in a constant rage over his dumb negress draining his bank accounts. He'd be happily retired now if not for her and with all those halfbreed kids to pay for and the economy where it is he's just lashing out at whatever he sees on TV. It's kinda sad.
At least she gave him good-looking kids, right?
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Makes sense why he's doing shit like this now. This is like Bruce Willis with dementia/Nicolas Cage in debt roles. He probably just wants an excuse to get out of the house because I doubt these roles are paying much by his standard.At least she gave him good-looking kids, right?
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I mean, take a look at just how many not just bad, but absolute shit movies he's been in since the 2000's. He has no sense of quality control at all
Some people will argue The Irishman, but even if you like that movie it's hard not to argue he's the weakest of the 3 main cast members. I'd probably say his last great role was Casino, although I did enjoy Ronin from 98Has he been in a single movie that you'd say was great post 2000 where he was the star? I honestly can't think of one. You'd think just by law of averages he'd have stumbled into one great project in all that time.
DeNiro was in Heat, Sleepers, Jackie Brown, and then everything else aside from Ronin is pure garbage since Casino. He's clearly doing quick movies with a two week shooting schedule to collect a million here and there to pay for his children and properties. You make a $1 million movie deal to shoot for a month and do ten of them a year and you can make $10 million in flat fees without having to do promotion.Some people will argue The Irishman, but even if you like that movie it's hard not to argue he's the weakest of the 3 main cast members. I'd probably say his last great role was Casino, although I did enjoy Ronin from 98
Malkovich lost his life savings to Madoff. Kevin Bacon and Steven Spielberg also got fleeced by him. Obviously it didn't hurt Spielberg, but Kevin Bacon was doing TV adverts in the UK a few years ago.Makes sense why he's doing shit like this now. This is like Bruce Willis with dementia/Nicolas Cage in debt roles. He probably just wants an excuse to get out of the house because I doubt these roles are paying much by his standard.
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Yeah I remember Bacon and his wife Kyra got hit pretty hard from Madoff. I saw a doc on Bernie and his own family hates him so much they still haven’t picked up his ashes - they’re sitting on some lawyers shelf in NYMalkovich lost his life savings to Madoff. Kevin Bacon and Steven Spielberg also got fleeced by him. Obviously it didn't hurt Spielberg, but Kevin Bacon was doing TV adverts in the UK a few years ago.
Makes sense why he's doing shit like this now. This is like Bruce Willis with dementia/Nicolas Cage in debt roles. He probably just wants an excuse to get out of the house because I doubt these roles are paying much by his standard.
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