Day 7 of Semen Retention

[Brooke Shields]

I just browsed sex dolls on Temu for 15 minutes, but I persisted!

 

[guest]

i was expecting something semi-funny from you, not like lol irl but maybe crack a smirk; blow air out of my nose.

This is a low effort shitpost that would do well on r/jimandsam.
Do better or I’ll ask a mod to temporarily suspend you.

 

[guest]

Minute 7, feeling great

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What's older, the cum in your balls or the taco meat on your range?

 

[Brooke Shields]

i was expecting something semi-funny from you, not like lol irl but maybe crack a smirk; blow air out of my nose.

This is a low effort shitpost that would do well on r/jimandsam.
Do better or I’ll ask a mod to temporarily suspend you.

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What exactly do you expect to be funny about semen retention?

 

[guest]

What exactly do you expect to be funny about semen retention?

Remember being 12 and finding this funny before you found out about the jewish menace.

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[Queefer Sutherland]

Why don't you just jerk off into a cup and drink it?