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David Lynch’s daily weather report and number of the day thread

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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5 again today! I don’t want to question Mr. Lynch’s integrity but this shit has to be rigged somehow!
Seriously. I'm gonna fly out to LA and figure this shit out because it makes no fucking sense. I think the 5 ball has a different texture and he knows what he's pulling out before he sees it. I'm guessing he has connections with someone in Vegas where they're placing bets on these. I'm not stupid.
 

ElectricLightKazooII

I love that garlic buttah saw...
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Lynch is one of my favorite people. Best line in cinema from Wild at Heart:

"I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head? I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound coming down from Bobby Peru."
 

Uncle Floyd

It's time to play horsey!
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I'm guessing he has connections with someone in Vegas where they're placing bets on these.

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Yeah. His name is Mr. Jackpots.
 
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