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You know, he could be telling the truth. The scale may read a certain constant number because any muscle which was there two years ago has now atrophied. He's gelatinous. We should ask prison enjoyer Attenborough for his thoughts.Haven't gained a pound, stlaker.
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Especially after he told national news that the cops aren't doing anything. I bet he was fawkin pissed when NBC and/or Inside Edition let slip that Patty's hoping that the FBI sees that segment and calls him back after ghosting him. It completely shatters his poorly constructed "mass arrests are imminent, child" fantasy.The whole "Your life is already over/it's just a matter of paperwork" thing really is his favorite cope now isn't it. No longer enough for him to threaten prison in the future; now the people who text him are already there, they just don't know it yet.
Loony bastard.
I dream of somehow someday Pat being shown an FBI memo that says, “Yeah, we know he calls and whines a lot. But he sucks, he lies constantly, no one’s been hurt, and he’s white. Fat.” Something along those lines.Especially after he told national news that the cops aren't doing anything. I bet he was fawkin pissed when NBC and/or Inside Edition let slip that Patty's hoping that the FBI sees that segment and calls him back after ghosting him. It completely shatters his poorly constructed "mass arrests are imminent, child" fantasy.
Didn’t he freak out immediately when someone text him about them boys flying in the mud?"Second, better chin" is a rib compressor. Theres something so ridiculous about using his quotes from years ago back at him. I wonder if he gets the reference, or can a computer not read its own code.
This guy on reddit was saying that he regularly says "Wow, you sure do give these guys a lot of airtime" to refer to a comment some civilian left on his IG (or Facebook) for one of his rants about funsters. Pat responded with something like "Not for long. This is their last stand."Theres something so ridiculous about using his quotes from years ago back at him. I wonder if he gets the reference, or can a computer not read its own code.
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