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5 mins into the date, she whips his dick out, starts suckin, it doesnt do shit. It would all be your fault. This is a sass-tongued 40 year old hillbilly we're talkin' about.Jerk off first and do push-ups then go for it
No way, don't jerk off. Save it and blow a big load in her mouth,and whatever you do don't tell her you're about to comeJerk off first and do push-ups then go for it
It's a zoomer. She probably has a dick too.5 mins into the date, she whips his dick out, starts suckin, it doesnt do shit. It would all be your fault. This is a sass-tongued 40 year old hillbilly we're talkin' about.
Whoever commissioned the photo for this book cover should receive a lifetime brothaman award for the photoshops it inspired.Luckily ive read up on this...View attachment 169602
This is legitimate advice.No way, don't jerk off. Save it and blow a big load in her mouth,and whatever you do don't tell her you're about to come
I’m with Harold. I’m working the night shift and it’s a fucking sausage fest over here. Could use a lil help.Please describe your Zoomer for me.
It's a zoomer I'm sure she's got an InstagramPlease describe your Zoomer for me.
Does she at least have the big jewbies to go with it?UPDATE: Shes a JEW!!!!!
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