Dan giving away more Amazon gift cards

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

https://twitter.com/NiceNameStupid/status/1676752333462536197

@captain_kamala you need to get in there, I think this is the current front-runner (the only entry so far):

 

[Meownaw]

I see Danforo will bring the comedy.

 

[HH Brother]

I see Danforo will bring the comedy.

I know marketing, Minawster.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

"You Retweeted"

 

[Meownaw]

"You Retweeted"

Take em away boys.

 

[captain_kamala]

Wtf am I supposed to do with $20

 

[Meownaw]

Wtf am I supposed to do with $20

Buy a shitty ring and Twinkie maker.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

"You Retweeted"

The gender euphoria at hearing the ice cream truck line got me, what can I say?

 

[porquedealer]

Wtf am I supposed to do with $20

The grand haul;
Titanium Ring
Wet Vac
George Foreman Grill
Twinkie Maker

 

[HH Brother]

Wtf am I supposed to do with $20

Fly strips and fresh cat litter, rascal.

 

[EraGodless]

The grand haul;
Titanium Ring
Wet Vac
George Foreman Grill
Twinkie Maker

 

[SFWA liaison]

Drag Queen Story Hour performer gets SWATTTTTed by anti-LGBTQ terrorists

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It looks like he’s wearing a cone-shaped bra under that polyester bowling shirt.

 

[Stent]

Nothing on his body is the correct shade of color.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It looks like he’s wearing a cone-shaped bra under that polyester bowling shirt.

That shirt has to be the worst choice to wear on a hot summer day outside of a wool turtleneck. It must hot and itchy. Lying on the bed behind him is the brewers marathon shirt he will change back into after his big TV interview.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

That shirt has to be the worst choice to wear on a hot summer day outside of a wool turtleneck. It must hot and itchy. Lying on the bed behind him is the brewers marathon shirt he will change back into after his big TV interview.

No, child, it wasn’t. No, child, it wasn’t. No, child, it wasn’t. No, child, I didn’t. Thick polyester was extremely cooling, as any honest person can tell by the lack of perspiration on my face. It was lightweight and comfortable, like me. That, in combination with our highly effective window air conditioner, made me feel as if I were in a meat locker. I’m sorry you’re stupid. Enjoy prison.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"A fat loser"

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Fly strips and fresh cat litter, rascal.

Batteries for smoke alarm

 

[guest]

The parrelels to John Wayne Gacy are creepy as all hell.

Looks exactly like him.
Children in the floorboards.
Wannabe political activist.
Fat and Gay.

 

[Caverlock]

Nothing on his body is the correct shade of color.

Or the correct shape.

He even fucks up things he can control, like his haircut. High-and-tight hairstyles are for square or rectangular heads, not amorphous mushy gourd-shaped heads.