Daily reminder that when Patrick went to NYC, he rode the subway with cum on his chin

[The Talking Dead]

 

[Udders]

It wasn't cum, stlaker, just pre. Which you'll get enough of in prison, enjoy.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I can't remember if this is the edited one or not. It's awesome, though. 'It was raining!'

Look at those jaundiced eyes.

 

[whippinghuskies]

Where are these bums getting money for vacation?

 

[Caverlock]

I can't remember if this is the edited one or not. It's awesome, though. 'It was raining!'

Look at those jaundiced eyes.

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Looks to be the original.

 

[Dog Eater]

Look how much thinner and healthier he is in this photo. You can actually see the shape of his skull still.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Where are these bums getting money for vacation?

His mother in law finances their entire lives.

 

[whippinghuskies]

His mother in law finances their entire lives.

Is she rich? Or do they just have enough to enjoy "their youth?" I shithouse in a shit neighborhood, in a shit city they have to air b and b doesn't sound like it's gonna test the length of time.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Where are these bums getting money for vacation?

This is when he traveled to New York to meet his lawyers for a photo op because he thought he was going to be a superstar for suing the internet.

 

[guest]

Maybe his biggest rube hick moment that's publicly available. "Hur hur, imma go to the Big Apple and ride da subway. Imma take a selfie of it and put it on the facebooks"

What a shame it wasn't later at night so a group of future community leaders could cave his head in and throw him on the tracks.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Maybe his biggest rube hick moment that's publicly available. "Hur hur, imma go to the Big Apple and ride da subway. Imma take a selfie of it and put it on the facebooks"

What a shame it wasn't later at night so a group of future community leaders could cave his head in and throw him on the tracks.

I do find it funny how both him and Joe think riding a subway in another city is noteworthy enough that they feel compelled to take selfies of them riding it and share them online.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Maybe his biggest rube hick moment that's publicly available. "Hur hur, imma go to the Big Apple and ride da subway. Imma take a selfie of it and put it on the facebooks"

What a shame it wasn't later at night so a group of future community leaders could cave his head in and throw him on the tracks.

His legal team was busy taking pictures of themselves walking in various directions to show that they are indeed capable of both balancing and propelling themselves in a coordinated fashion. I gotta admit I was a bit intimidated at that point in the game.

 

[whippinghuskies]

Maybe his biggest rube hick moment that's publicly available. "Hur hur, imma go to the Big Apple and ride da subway. Imma take a selfie of it and put it on the facebooks"

What a shame it wasn't later at night so a group of future community leaders could cave his head in and throw him on the tracks.

He actually woed the fact that an hour train was boring

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Is she rich? Or do they just have enough to enjoy "their youth?" I shithouse in a shit neighborhood, in a shit city they have to air b and b doesn't sound like it's gonna test the length of time.

Lynn has comfortable boomer money. Niki’s siblings seem like productive members of society. Rick has his residuals from insurance which is slightly above the poverty line if not at the poverty line due to inflation. Niki has no real job to speak of. PBG looks like a sham company set up for her to LARP as a boss bitch and her current position is volunteering. Lynn gives them enough for two retards who don’t know better to live comfortably.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I wonder what low volume line he was even on where the only people riding are a drooling retard taking selfies, an older woman, and a middle aged chad who knows what he’s doing because he’s standing at a door in the back.

This had to be at 10am on a Tuesday or something.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Look how much thinner and healthier he is in this photo. You can actually see the shape of his skull still.

Hes the ultimate midwest tourist rube here.

Hilarious that the words "thin" and "healthy" apply in this photo. He really looks like shit now.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

His legal team was busy taking pictures of themselves walking in various directions to show that they are indeed capable of both balancing and propelling themselves in a coordinated fashion. I gotta admit I was a bit intimidated at that point in the game.

They do have a lot of those pictures. It’s such a woman-owned-business thing to do.

 

[SFWA liaison]

we are desensitized to how weird his selfies were

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I miss the Reddit spergouts